keithtrevorallen

they're right, just look a the cover of this weeks NME, DIS's regualr chart update and the shit that gets poured through radio1/xfm's transmitters

good thing not mentioning, or it would be tabloid scandal, plus, avoids tabloid publicity making them just like other shit bands

new album is still ace in my eyes, just like the last two

at Astoria other month they were also awesome!

dumping your set at TITP to dance like tits with Madge, its as bad as New Found Glory dumping their set at reading to go to the grammys cos they got invited. I wasnt bothered, NFG are cunts. GB are dicks for doing this

i fucking hate carbon neutral bollocks, i'm off to light a fire with petrol and coal and animals and trees. it will be immense

Mel C said she wouldnt.

Now we have to put up with crap tv shows, newspaper and magazine articles, online articles, and other manner or media shoving our faces in it. God Dammit

that was AWESOME

like a festival for girls.

all the bands are "fronted" by girly looking pansy ass mummys boys.

I suspect it will be difficult to find a real man or anyone with any balls a the Hammersmith Apollo that day, bar the bouncers.

Give It a Name

Only worse cos AFI, JEW, Brand New and MeWithoutYou arent playing.

likes Babyshambles more than the libs, yeah about as much as i prefer eating shit instead of steak.

christ, whata cunt

someone will come up with a simple, free piece of software to edit the songs, you can currently do it easy enough anyway, when things are free i dont mind taking 2 mins out to edit a few tracks on magix to cut out the adverts.

you are all cynics

its a fucking AMAZING marketing tool which will make the bucket loads of cash. Its the way things should be going.

on torrent sites, why use this?

i won't be although as i already state, its fucking geniuous money making scheme as a marketer i applaud it

Crimea - Awesomer

marketing tool

by collecting information and using your muisical preferences the company can easily segregate its consumer base thuis making their advertising space much more relevant to consumers, and making it more effective to its custoimers. this will mean they can charge a higher premium, give real figures as to how many people their clients adverts will reach and everything will be quantifiable, which is nice if you are a marketer or media buyer.

I wish i had thought of this, its a marketers dream.

Dont tell me, i already know, i am going to hell

chased fame, got fat. ha take that you piece of shit

john?

huh, no one asks about him do they?

it ok, Gary's in DPT but we all forget John

the co-op used classical music in stores and foyers to stop kids loitering, it worked too

should come to Reading Festival, we'd show him all about throwing things on stage.

The great pre Offpring bottle war of '99
The bottling of OPM
The bottling of DAfny and Celeste
The bottling of Good Charlotte
The bottling of The Rasmus
The bottling of 50 Cent, that was my fave as he fought back with full bottles and got his whole crew involved, great great fun!

TRASH YOU AND ME, WE'RE THE LITTER ON THE STREET

emo?

first album was pretty good back in the day.

Tied to the 90's - pop genius
U16 Girls - pretty damn good
All i wanna do is rock - awesome

i loved that album and listening to it on my sony casette walkman whilst doing my paper-round

one of the best gigs i went to last year, that and Death Cab @ Astoria.

Thing is, why shouldnt they be big?

Nine Black Alps seem to do ok last time round and they are a poor man's MV, the tat new song was "hottest record in world" on Zane Lowes show last week. Rubbish

Dogs have a second album out, its not like they are massive but i still saw the first hit the top 40, or was that my eyes decieving me?

Plus, take into account Pigeon Detectives, Fratellis, Travis (who once had promise), The View, HelloGoodBye, Maroon 5, Twang, Snow Patrol, Mika, Kaiser Chiefs, Fray, and lots more seem to prosper out of being totally fucking shite

so London doesnt care about illegal raves then? Its only in fields an that, not in warehouses?

thank god i didnt think of the game, at least you telling me you lost it doesnt lead to my recollection of the game meaning i lose it too. Thank god for the 24hour rule

If i were jo "bitchcuntingwhore" wiley i'd say something like

"we love the cribs"

the bitch

i'd tear her apart*

*sexually

they were talking about "Yours Truly Angry Mob" in the title, in a somewhat ironic post about how shit it is

get Courtney Love to get involved spouting off about not using her late husbands name to promote stuff.

Gets some more press coverage, she gets some press coverage and then some controvesy as people say she's been living off his fame ever since his death, and a fair bit before he died.

Leads to discussions, talks, anger, and word of mouth.

Brilliant!

Its freaking GENIUS.

Doc Martins press coverage - Minimal
S&S - Not quite best Ad Agency in world, M&C Saatchi are better (supposedly)

put together, send out, cause offence, deny on all fronts, bask in the warm glow of free press coverage and see Doc Martins and the adverts pretty much everywhere for around a week.

Their brand managers have done a sterling job. Kudos

he's such a prick. what a way to get media attention.

wanker. i wouldnt go see him if you paid me

Arctic Monkeys were in the Carling Tent.

I freaking saw em, it was defo the Carling Tent

didnt he quit music or something?

are so so good live a few years back.

hope they can pull this off rather than have a disappointment like LBB

been looking forward to seeing them live again since i heard about the new album.

saw them support Bright Eyes at the Wulfrun a couple of years back, when asking my girlfriend of the time what she thought of the night, she commented that after seeing Rilo Kiley, Bright Eyes were pretty dull, dark and moody, with RK being fresh, happy, and a dose of sunshine fun on a dismal wolverhampton night. I agreed with her completely.

born prematurely if anyone wanted to know

You have Fightstar down as your favourite band? In the same sentence as Bell X1?

Shit, i will never bother reading anything you write again

in a row, and i have decided not to go this year. It was tat last year

are above BRAND NEW

Ha take that you fuckers, thats what you get for being cunts on Saturday night.

It plummeted when "Alex and Alexa" took over. She's randomly attractive but annoying and Zane's got that kind of shit eating grin and idiotic banter that makes you want to smack the curly haired pixie right in the kisser. POW!

Plus, with this being axed, Zane is moving to do Breakfast at XFM, how long is it before that tired piece of shit radio station decides to stop operating. No, i don't want to hear Razorlight followed by Snow Patrol and the Fratellis. What the hell is X Rated about The Enemy? Nothing you cunts

Everyone fails to have seen the words "ARENA TOUR" linked to the word "BABYSHAMBLES"

How the hell are they going to sell out Arenas????

Would you pay to go see Babyshambles at the NEC or Earls Court?

Didz Hammond you Cunt.

If i see you around Reading i'm gonna kick the living shit out of you.

Not that you'll be in Reading, you'll be hanging in Shoreditch with all those other cunts from London. That Barrat, what a fucking cunt

Don't fear Hammond, i've moved to London and i will hunt you down, Shoreditch here i come.

Brainlove.

One of the best bands of the past ten years.

Two Great Albums, Phenomenal Live and they never got the credit or fame they deserved

Ha!

I posted this entire freaking article on the social this morning.

Ha Diver, I beat you to it!

I AM THE GREATEST

Jay Z is the best rapper ever. Fact.
Thats what my friend once told me, and Zane Lowe has told me, and Westwood has told me, and everyone bitching on online forums when he decided to "quit" a while back, before making a "comeback"

Anyway, Hova is da man. Fact. What women wouldnt want to be with "the greatest rapper ever" if you were into like rap an that.

I had a paper-round, my first day was the day they had Geri Halliwell topless all over page three.

I stole it and delivered the newspaper without page three cos i was too pikey to go back to the newsagents and buy my own.

will happen to him.

Nothing at all. I've heard all those "snitch" rumours, so i'm certain he'll get off the hook

FACT

off, the mans a loon

saw him on the news last night. Tosser.

He was wearing orange sunglasses

Rogue Wave, ahhh, love em

What?

Backwards?

Well, I never thought about that. Thanks for bringing up such a subject Lily.

PS. You are ace