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sigh.

I remember seeing them at York at a Battle of the Bands.

I can't imagine you at a football match.

^ fingers crossed

I doubt I will like the others.

Final dismissive, she isn't even that fit.

I leave in 5 minutes.

She could knock it down in 6 mon ths and I'd still love her.

Who are you, R Kelly?

put up an online poll and then call it:

the Lily Allen Show.

or worse:

th Lly lln Shw

Would be fantastic.

Read this an think of the good old days.
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/1405551

It'll make a change from the cartoon gangster he's been lampooning ever since he entered my consciousness.

hehe

are about the fall of pyongyang.

the judy garland section of his glastonbury show was cringeworthy. it went on too long and i thought it was embarrassing.

mind you, RW can write great songs. especially the ones he does with his sister.

even nme.com didn't run with this one!

wait! DiS in new news shocker!

even the Reverend is better!

then i realsied reverend and the makers are shit and that i didn't really care.

but madonna and britney have rights...

does not compute! the world is black and white!

daisy daisy... give... me your...... answer... dooooooooo.

that includes the breakthrough hoosiers song.

there is nothing wrong with being 'pop' but ever since maximo parks/kaiser chiefs broke through, bands have been more concerned with filling a gap in the market than making anything good/challenging

i really couldn't be arsed and just sat in the other room talking.

i wasn't 100% on them at glastonbury.

i will go to the leeds date.

do you drink beer yet?

LIES LIES LIES!

shit musicians write shit songs.

i can see why he did it but I'd rather he played his own songs. Same goes for hallelujah, if he's going to get martha on, i'd rather he played in my arms.

you don't have such a magnificent beard to protect you anymore.

that they play the beutiful ga-ame

i have no problem with their being loads of good bands about.

does anyone remember rnb/hiphop? ok, not long ago but it ended up where you just needed black skin and some bird warbling over your single to get top 5. now all you need is white skin and a guitar.

i love devo.

by the by: http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/1820029

but it is a little mawkish having it here as the first one.

the same criticism would have been made whereever in the series this piece came.

"dying not to go to court that day"

this lawyer is almost as tragically unfunny as jacko himself.