jaaahn1

and you sound like a twat.

stilton?

show your working.

above my desk so I could wistfully daydream about either a) being back at glasto spazzing out to bjork or b) being at home on the sofa with the volta 5.1 mix. rather than, you know; being at work.

sarcastic?
If so, it's funny if not...then well, i'm flabbergasted but i'm personally gonna educate you because i'm nice like that.

The book you mention about the guy with the time travelling machine is called THE TIME MACHINE. it was by H.G. Wells.
oh and it's Eloi and Morlocks. The Morlocks lived underground and were like servants to the Eloi.

I think there might have been a film of it semi-recently with (haha!) samantha mmmmmmumba in.

hahahaha!

is attack in this context.
it doesn't say much that isn't here, just says he had facial injury in the last week and will spend the next few days in hospital.
(i'm english but currently live in frankfurt, in case you're wondering)

is better than you think it is.

so there.