hoonbot

its their grind pop opus. its gonna be in utter contrast to the new album that they're working on which will be huge massive epic. so don't be worrying.

right i admit defeat on dragonforce
but it was two for two you b*stard. two for two. i demand a decider. A DECIDER!

well when u call it knock down ginger it loses all terror.
and we were children.
i'll terrorise you good.

many teachers sufferred at the hands of my group of friends... a classic was one lad writing on the board before a french lesson "miss turner is a les bien". reducing the poor lady to tears. and there was that time we played knock and run on the teachers houses. and that time we got hold of their private phone numbers and crank called them at a friends house party.
ahhhhhhhh... good times....

two tickets booked. and no need to register. silly rabbit.

and they're playing up north in manchester on the 25th if you're that way inclined.
beep

please

holy fuck
they are freaking ace...

cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt

BATTLE JELLY DONUT...
BATTLE JELLY DONUT...
and while you are there how about fucking off...

and fennesz and patton are playing... fuck me.

whilst i was supposed to be working...

http://www.myspace.com/houseofsocialretards

bleeep bleeeep

on the track "fuck off"

A shimmy shimmy cocoa cocoa pu- pu - fuckin puffs bitch
It's the K-K-Kid Rock with the K-K-Kid Rock shit
I'm on top bitch and rock for tricks
Hella whips and nips and flip trips for whips
I get all the money pussy falls like rain
Been gettin laid and paid that's why I never complain
If I ain't in it for the money, I'm in it for the P
It's 1998 yo and you still can't fuck with me
You don't be fuckin with the blue eye
Fuckin with my 2-5 hope your fuckin ass like my shoe size
I got a new vibe, kinda like voodoo
You do what we say and we'll do what we want to
We're fuckin up your city and we're fuckin up your progam
Fuckin all your bitches we don't fuckin give a god damn
Twisted Brown gets down with no assistance
We won't quit until we're banned from existence
Persistance pays if that holds true
Then I'm a buy this fuckin planet before the time I'm through
I was praised and raised on the thoughts of no fakin
So I'm gonna get what I got coming and the rest I'm takin
I'm shakin like Jerry Lee Lewis and shit
You act like a motherfucker's new at this shit
But I've been true to this shit given my heart and soul
Been shinin like a diamond but gettin passed as coal

So Fuck Off
Yeah

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Get Ready)
My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIID...Kid Rock

steven seagull plays the lowry in manchester tonight. thats pretty exciting right. i mean, that guy is a trained marshall artist or something. wowee.

that vice is for cunts...
make that... art cunt...

saw them at ATP and supporting the Melvins... this band are kick ass... no joking...

new venue is ace.
people whining on. plenty of places to meet. rooms are the same size. just more people. a bit of forward planning is needed. so just go early to see who u want and accept that times change.

i always whinge about no good bands coming to manchester and true to form three come at once. this gig, corsano/flower duet and jo lally/zu are all on the same pissing night.
go figure.

The venue in Manchester is called The Night and Day Cafe. The night is Club Fandango.
I am Pedantorr...

u could have seen dino and gang of 4 at the other shows they put on perhaps?

and admit i'm being an ass
but there was a lot of non noise stuff there.

even the organisers want you to use ur minds...
and i quote "Keep up the good work and maybe pick some bands who have never played before!!!"
so stop fannying around people and tell your friends to stop being lame.

i'm sorry but what did you expect? thurston chose the bands, you knew the line up. why go and then bitch about it. and there was a wide variety of music there really. not all noise bands. there were enough to keep you miserable, but lots of other types of music. and i notice how noone has mentioned the free jazz wonderment of mats gustaffson and eye as well as the highlight of the weekend in corsano/flaherty/yeh.
my interpretation of your concerns is "not enough indie wank"
but thats just me being a cock.

you aren't my friend martyn are you?
cos you sound just like him.

i said that duder

more so a flawed one. i'll go anyway cos the bands will still be good. but unless they get bjork and pavement then the whole voting thing will suck. i'm sure the foundation will continue to book good acts. i mean they've just added the books, and akron family, notwist, domakesaythink, and shellac are all fine by me. so we shall see. i'm sure someone will be upset whatever the outcome. wiiiiiiiiiii!

you'll note that shellac have been invited by the foundation and only register at number 47 in the voting chart. I'm talking about people who will tour openly, people who will probably play other festivals. where are the artists who you never get to see. I'm not trying to be alternative, I'm just thinking of all the great bands who i've seen at ATP that have never or rarely come back to play in the UK. not people that will be around and around and around again. i'm just thinking that people could get together and get some bands that may not otherwise come to the UK to come and play. you know?

am i the only person who is totally flabberghasted about the peoples choice? Arcade Fire? Apples in Stereo? PJ Harvey? The Flaming Lips? Modest Mouse? TV on the Radio?
Now this isn't a jibe at the bands by any respect but come on people surely ATP is better than this look at previous line ups. We need something different. Not something that you could probably catch at next years V Festival. So come on people, lets get something good happening. Fingers crossed they never let this happen again.
Merry Fucking Christmas.

Godspeed anyone?

isnt it alison is starting to happen?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6033139.stm

heee heee heee

when the hell did dave chappelle stop being a stand up comedian and start taking photos? hmmmmm. maybe i'm missing something here.

the klondyke kicks ass. i've seen acid mothers temple, sunburned hand of the man, the evens, and parts and labour at this old mans snooker and bowls club. its reet good. anyone know who's putting this gig on and how much???

the house of soical retards are not folk, psyche-folk or americana-tinged acoustica. they are retarded. and are guaranteed to dissapoint everyone who expects something from them.

j cox live and he's a fucking legend.

always with the london and nottingham shows. fucking hell. cant someone play the north west for a change???

sorry if i don't make much space
what this guy said was that it was twice the amount of people

i was told at the last one at camber by some guy who was doing the filming there and operating the tv station that it would be almost twice the capacity and that the venues weren't going to be that much bigger. gutted.

however he did show me the barney suit that they use in the shows for normal guests. it was well big, and heavy. dunno how you'd manage to dance about in that. and it was half seven on sunday morning after having been up all night. soooooo. who knows eh.

ok guys and gals i just got off the phone to some very special people and man you're gonna be more than happy about this announcement.
absolutely exclusive right, but internet superstar Sandi "FUCKING" Thom has confirmed to play just before Sonic Youth in an attempt to recreate the crowd reaction to David Cross at the last ATP.
That and Cape Man has his own stage where he'll be dancing, listening to his MP3's and dishing out his own brand of hilarious abuse to all the whiny "truly alternative" morons that will inevitably turn up.

To quote the great man himself, "TO MANY BANGERS! NOT ENOUGH BURGERS!"

yeah this is old news, but still good news, so everyones a winner baby thats for sure. was listening to call of the weasel clan earlier. nice. and also a pleasant change to see DiS covering something like this.

if thats the case then yeah. it is towards u.
so there!

happy happy happy
joy joy joy

but wait.
what happens if it wasnt? EH!

all hail cape man, the destroyer of nerdy indie twats.

that there is a 6000 capacity and venues that can hold 3000 and that they are operating a first come first served thing for the bands
huh?

cape man rocks

correct me if i am wrong but wasn't all of sunday at the second weekend full of pretty piss weak non hard rocking music thanks to the shins? jandek, bert jansch, and ramblin' jack elliot were amazing and not at all freaky or folky. so there.

cape man was ace, you guys suck.

i had a long deep and meaningful chat with capeman, and he proved once and for all that ATP is not all about loser indie art rockers desperately stroking beards, but about having a good fucking time whilst watching some ace bands.

i've been to like 6 atp's now and it really gets my goat how everyone there seems to be in that whole 'cooler than you' mentality. for fucks sake guys, there's only like 3000 people there or something and 99.99% probably have the same record (mp3) collection as you.

lay off the guy, he was having fun and you guys are just pissing and moaning. hell, just think at the xmas one there is going to be twice as many people squeezing into the same size venues. then you'll have something to bitch about.

be greatfull that you get to see such awesome bands in such quick sucession in an awesome environment. you could be stuck in a tent in a field with 70'000 other cunts whilst being financially ass raped for your troubles, going under the guise of freedom and all that bull crap.

so anyways. rant over. fingers crossed that the first come first served rumours for december aren't true and if cape man is there. lets welcome him. he may have just had the wrong colour acid.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

fuck nottingham, fuck leeds, and london... ho ho ho... fuck you the most. stupid fucking london.