geoffcapes

to be the biggest band in the world and this record could probably do it for em.

this is the official start of the backlash against the backlash against the backlash.

rather poetically, that means that i've already forgotten what we're fighting for.

or against.

anyway, it's not a bad record.

this whole record sounds like the colour and the shape.

but i can't help liking it.

know you?!

and he was an utter utter cunt.

kula shaker were the nuts.

it's in between. someone i know who's heard it says that there are some great guitar bits though.

this is.

half-baked directionless and boring.

OUGHT to be good but isn't.

simple.

this is clearly a weak attempt by DiS to get Noel to slag them off... after that pube-headed windbag had a dig at gareth the other week...

Oasis, derivative? woop-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woop!

everybody hates zoidberg!

what about semifinalists? because they're aping Mercury Rev instead of the Beatles, does that make them any better than Oasis?!

dr. dre and klaxons would be a wicked team

snoop in goal

loads of people, but they've passed up an opportunity to slag off the Kaisers for saying something really obvious here...

which is cos they bum them innit.

if you replaced the words Nick Hodgson with the words Tom Meighan, it'd be a very different angle on the story...

like them

they got a record deal. so they've sold out.

in fact, they sold out more or less the moment they decided to form a band.

i hate arctic monkeys because they're popular!

i'm SO INDIE.

it's his project it is.

shoot herself?

the point of her?

i bet her fanny is sealed with mucus.

everyone not having drummers at the moment?

are looking for a new drummer too...

bo selecta's ant and dec..

AH CANNIE WEEEET MAN!

ta

a disism? if so, ISU,E

are fucking rubbish

yes yes yes yes yes yes

goal!

that is a goal!

collision of musical worlds at the luminaire last year.

i like pretentious stuff... but i still had to get pretty stoned to think it wasn't utter rubbish.

should we care that lily has been reunited with a particularly vicious breed of dog?

blood on the wall - you are are a mess
dan sartain - gun vs. knife
tokyo police club - nature of the experiment
working for a nuclear free city - the tape
the late cord - the late cord
sparklehorse - don't take my sunshine away
the futureheads - return of the beserker
voxtrot - mothers sisters daughters and wives
pull tiger tail - animator
fear of flying - routemaster

had two great songs!

free speech

oasis rock.

YEAH.

i see. fucky shitty shit retracted.

still... bit of a technicality, diver.

is broken social scene's record from 2006?

you said no fresh fruit or cucumber face packs on the rider.

what you think of kasabian, and you say "shit"

and then i say "no... we're ace..."

is balls.

magicians are great... anyone else think so??

on the new one sounds like it was recorded in a an empty tin. you will believe that your CD player is broken or you ears are rubbish.

don't want anyone thinking he's naked.

that'd spice things up a bit... which wasn't my point. (anyone pick up on that?)

but ultimately the tunes are snoozier than an eiderdown-stuffed nigel mansell watching snooker on a Sunday evening. Fireside. Cup of warm cocoa in hand. quiet mumble of radio four coming from the kitchen.

on a black and white telly.

WOWEE! win Pavement Re-issues! (P.s. I have my cock in a mincer and my hand on the handle)

that's fun, right?

if it's an all male crowd and i'm there.

that reads wrong

*the same way radiohead were influenced by... and didn't initiate them

not that anyone really cares, but i can go back to sleep now

hence "mainstream rock band"

the same way radiohead didn't initiate electronic music, it was comparatively obscure non-mainstream bands like autechre, squarepusher, aphex twin et al

not a big fan of the beatles neither mate

yesterday...

wasn't especially impressed

but in fairness, i've not been much of a fan since 100 broken...

did anyone read the NME review where Beaumont gave Warnings/Promises 9/10 and said each Idlewild album had been getting progressively BETTER... thus immediately prompting God to place Ricky Gervais on the earth so that the catchphrase "is ee avin a laff?" could be born.

mind you... that's the same reviewer who gave Kid A 1/5 in Melody Maker

the most progressive mainstream rock band since the beatles, in terms of what they've done with their last three albums and still remained massive sellers.

and they're an anomaly, because although creep was a bit pants... but it was also the only reason they got to make 'the bends'.

that's enough stating the obvious from me...

you're right bedge, there has to be something new... and it has to happen soon.

something that'll blast our socks off...

my money's on a transvestite with a washboard selling 800,000 records in 2009.

he was concerned people might take the piss out of his "spelling or grammer"

all rock stars should either be

a) unable to read or write above key stage 2 standard
b) oscar wilde

there can be no grey area... which is exactly where editors are.

to admit newness in the midst of this hotbed of everything-hating, but i'd never seen that before. and it's genius.

probably wasn't him tho, right?

there's 5.9 calories in every stamp you lick.

she must have gotten through a few quids worth.

a bowl of platypus soup