explosionsunderwater

i hate the place

and funny as hell

involve child love?

is he a paedo?

what a fuckin nutbag!

slash is a silly old fart. he came out and sloppily (very) played welcome to the jungle riff a few times at some shit conference i saw on one of theose games programmes.
basically he made a tit out of himself but made lots of money

by screaming over the top in aramaic, and removing all the instruments except the bass drum and maybe 1 guitar

cos i would have assumed a straight 10 for this. surely im not wrong. i have ears and all

wouldnt you?
i mean, i love me, thats why i hang out with me so much

"my dad is shitter than your dad".

why the fuck does this guy have to go on about that, unless he's trying to position himself as man of the people. in which case he's doing a terrible job cos he just comes across as a tit

two lolloping dinosaur bands are gonna break out the money makers for one last hurrah eh.
what a surprise
what a fucking surprise
has slash got bored of standing there looking old and shit in those guitar hero ads?
have led zep forgotten they no longer matter as poerforming musicians?
whats next? metallica supported by linkin park. oh wait.......

seems more about climbing the machinery than watching bands.
but i LOVE climbing things like that. soudns ace

as soon as a band becomes popular do we have to immediately accept some cunt from the bands side project.

fuck off alex turner. stay in the arctic monkeys where you belong. you twat

incidentally i havent heard any of this and if it turns out to be good, then ill eat my words.
otherwise fuck off alex turner. stay in the arctic monkeys where you belong. you twat

"taking place in worthy farm in pilton"

and i laughed. seems harsh to be stealing from his daughters funds, but fuck it, its gonna hurt courteney and shes a cunt

and its terrible.

really really absolutely godawfully terrible.

and the video fits with it too. its all good baby

but not the most iconic cover of all time for chucks sake

cover looks crap.

but is he the guy who never met a girl like you before in the 90's?

i think im being stupid, but who was that?

may the lord have mercy on us all

paying for that.
is this a record?
or just some mixable tracks?

thats exactly why im not going to do it. when the fuck am i ever going to sift through them?
when?

ive not listened to the record many times, but ive got to say i think their best work was sung tongs. and even that wasnt a 10/10, because of visiting friends. but SJ is ace, yeah, but its not a 10.

its not comedy its straight up fact

no doubt you are checking to see what people have posted, since you obviously slavishly read anything published about you.

you are rubbish:

your music is stale.

you sound less like a hot summer. more like a hot sticky mistake in my undies.

i saw you at D'Percussion in manc last year, you were poo. Even after drinking so much that the pipettes werent even shit, you still managed to be crap.

your singer reminds me of mark from peep show. who, in the show is funny, but if i met him, id probably want to slap him round the face because he is pathetic. much like your band.

everyone ive ever spoken to about your band, or has mentioned your band, has thought you were rubbish.

that video where you were fish and chip shop people. i thought you actually were. and thats not testament to your acting skills, its testament to the fact you look like you belong in a fish and chip shop.

your music belongs inside the deep fat fryer in that chip shop. there, anyone foolish enough to want to hear it will be mercifully removed from the planet.

your zeitgeist lyrics are about as entertaining as a Camilla autobiography book on tape read by ant and dec.

In conclusion, I would rather watch '2 girls 1 cup' (look for it on google) on a big screen with my eyes peeled open while take that take it in turns to climb inside my arse and morrissey rapes dying kittens in the corner...than listen to your records.

malkmus' vocals annoy me at times, more times than not. and they are in no way as good as people make them out to be. pitchfork's got 2 pavement albums in the top 10 of the 90s, which is just bollocks. they were OKAY. they just happened to be one of the more interesting geek bands.