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what the fuck is this? a terrible joke?

okay rachelle, this is the protocol. take a couple of months off from writing awe-inspiring, extensively researched electrohouse reviews, come up with what this record should of been to you, send it to me (i have pm'd you my email address), and i, like yourself, will review it objectively and impartially. a bit like that wife swap show on the tv, but it bit different.

the best was seeing them at a house party above an old abandoned pub in deptford along with ponytail and they were fucking insane. this band are the nuts!

NO MYSTERY JETS.

Castles fucking suck.

Suicide-wannabe wankers.

Be a bit mean Fran and co.!

he's young, incredibly talented and knows how to keep reinventing his style. We've yet to see a classic album but he has it in him.

9 gold infants made my day.

he smokes a lot of pot.

PUSH WEIGHT IN THE 'HOOD KIDS CALL ME MR. SNIFFLES

etc.

i love this mantra.

i don't love the irony-laden ad for 'revolution jobs' on this review though.

be off to this

they hit the nail bang on the head regarding acts whose image outweighs their output. i think this notion rings true in indie as well as the not-so-subtle jab at hip-hop in it's contemporary state.
these guys are going to be big.

money.

sorry hoxton trendies?

i always thought julian barratt was leodensian. and doesn't fielding live in camden?

this looks to be a classic case of repeating stuff you've overheard.

/rant over.

some fuddy-duddy on these right here boards was going on about Nas' 'Illmatic' being "a great album; almost punk rock in it's approach.."

The worldplay on that rec is seventeen times more important than the most sacred album of '77.
A lot of people do genuinely see punk as the rule of thumb for any form of music après-punk.

you northern fudge pusher.

They're massive wankers, nevertheless a good band.

Hit The Heartbrakes = great.

I think Chris is just a bit concerned for the welfare of little Apple and Moses when they're all growed up, and the bad kids at school are like "Isn't that jeb-end from Coldplay your Dad? I'm not only about to assault you and take your money, but I'm also going to piss on your face."

article.

Nas is an idiot. Calling your album 'nigger' isn't clever, it's a desperate attempt to sell records. His last album was absolutely shite. (The one where he sort of said he was Jesus Christ). The only redeeming factor is 50 Cent's dumbass comment about 'nigga' being used for shock value.

to remember an article on this site involving a certain member of Portishead slagging off Radiohead and the 'In Rainbows' download...

i also like the van she one they did; vanished.

any thoughts on the album?

looks like a fat cock in that photograph.

No.

is people are now trying to construe racist undertones in Morrissey's lyrics i.e. "England is mine and it owes me a living/ask me why and I'll spit in your eye".

be nineteen.

of people who wear skinnies aren't 'emo'.

I fucking hate chavs; friends of mine were terrorised at school for refusing to wear nylon tracksuits and horrid plastic trainers.

It seems to me instances such as the murder of that poor girl are more common outside of the capital. My family live in Leeds and more or less every schoolkid wears JD Sport/Footlocker gear and anyone who doesn't is seen as 'gay' or 'punk'. It's ridiculous.

bedwetters.

Don't try and defend this piece of shit record. There's not a single song on there that will sound great in 6 months time. Give it a year before The Teenagers are 9-5ing.

Give me VHS Or Beta or Phoenix over these rancid cunts.

and that's with photoshop.

fried eggs nailed onto a wall anyone?

some people rushed the stage then Lil' Wayne promptly took off his chain and threw it on the ground before scarpering.

This doesn't strike me as the actions of a gangsterthugrapperpimphustlerballernigga.

are idiots.

this should be fun. last time i saw pedro the dj booth got torn to pieces.

It's nearly all bad, bar the final track; the Vicarious Bliss mix of 'To Cut A Long Story Short' by Cazals, which is okay. But then even the comp's only saving grace is ruined completely by the silly, cut-your-ears-off hidden song at the end.

........ young knives? who?

is POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

^
^

*yawn*..

amount of crap commercial hip-hop/r&b circa 2004 and before.

still, it'll be big.

he'd already smoked half of it.

And anyway, I doubt they are dissing Shoreditch kids. They're just having a go at shitty indie bands who all sound the same.

!

that amount of myspaz 'friends' doesn't equate with the number people that will spend shitloads of money on a justice ticket and going to new york. i'm a huge justice fan and have seen them twice last summer as have, i presume, many of their fans. also they've toured their asses off and havn't had any new material in months now.

looks a little bit like a robot. He's paid in full.

your average dj's though are they? the way they drop samples in and out and sequence their shit is unbelievably complex. crossfadeing one song into another is very dated. i will be slightly surprised if they sell it out though. i didn't think the americans 'got it'.

kanye is the truth.

overratedoverratedoverratedoverratedoverratedoverratedoverrated.

ever to exist.

yes i said it. they're so overrated.

boring pretentious shite.