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Save yourself the cost of buying Finley Quaye's Greatest Hits. Just buy a copy of the single Even After All and play it over and over.

a slippery eel fresh from the fjord?

£20 for a fanzine workshop?! I could do print loads of 'zines for that I could -- cheap photocopies rule!

OK, let's gloss over the obvious point that Moz is a 2nd generation Irish immigrant.

We'll conveniently ignore the fact that he's fled Blighty for sunnier climes.

But citing *Knightsbridge* as the centre of English life? WTF?!

I've always thought he was a bit of knob and that Johnny Marr (nee Maher) was the real genius in The Smiths.

The fact that Daily Mail readers now agree with Mozzer seems to confirm this for me.

Is Suzie Burchill?

Before he became your dad, he was in a certain band called The Jam that didn't suck.

Even a tool like Noel Gallagher can make decent music when he's collaborating with the Chemical Brothers.

So don't write off Weller/Wyatt just yet -- in fact, I've a funny feeling they may have worked together before but I can't be tossed to google it and make myself appear all clever like.

Domino, home of Pram and Von Sudenfed? Sounds like just the place for Robert Wyatt.

Was what I meant to say. Why can't we re-edit posts on here I wonder?

Now that they're no longer signed to DiS, can we expect a drop off in sycophancy?

Somehow I think now alas.

So fucking dull and I had the misfortune to see them on the same bill as the Mules, another shit band.

Brakes and The Twang are shit.

By the late Benny Hill

...that was a cheese-induced hallucination. But yes Brian May thought it a good idea to do a cover version of a kiddies puppet show theme tune. And as for the hair and Anita Dobson...don't get me started.

In his defence, I hear he is an enthusiastic amateur astronomer -- as is Myleene Klass, who should present the Sky At Night when Patrick Moore dies, the boggle eyed old racist would love that.

A previous collaborator with Ms Gudmundsdottir if memory serves...

...by God she is gorgeous. I saw them on the last night of their recent tour and she was wearing a glittery top that looked like something from 60s Star Trek. The music was damn fine too.

As I like to call it

It's like being touched up by a sexy lady robot.

...and the video was good, it had loads of Spitting Image puppets in it...*shows age*