bamos

Luminaire, I am come watch on September.

Job Done.

I almost want to go. Almost.

Fucking wristbands. THREE YEARS OF SIMMERING ANGER.

The AWK gig was incredible. That's pretty much all I have to say.

Rock'n'roll! *click*

but any recognition that Elbow get is met with a massive grin and a small cheer in my house.

Lovely stuff.

Yours for a grand.

I knows nowt. Enlighten me my man.

Does it make any difference? I'm not sure I really care who owns things. Whatevers good for you, I hope you're all chuffed.

I'm playing the odds.

YEAH. See you on the dancefloor.

That really is all.

How any festival that takes you more than an hour to get between stages can be classified as one of the 'best ever' is beyond me. It was fucking awful.

They're concentrating on the dance stuff they used to put out for this particular 'chapter', or whatever. Which is nice. But for one album, this isn't really that varied or great.

and two Prodigy songs.

Admittedly I'm a dickhead for missing them in February. I'm just trying to recover lost cool points for myself.

But it's broken my brain.

Chris 'Can't Read' Alcxxk.

Involuntary laughter and the need to leave the office to get my breath back.

I'm properly speechless.

Do I get a bonus point if I tell you that I used to go to the Open-Air Market on Sundays at Donny race-track and I once bought a bootleg tape copy of 'Ten' by Pearl Jam from there? No?

1. I just seem to haemorrhage money when I go to festivals due to my desire to buy the round for as many people as possible.
or
2. I once spent £4000 on a bean bag.

Seems normal to me...

But can someone at DiS try and get to the bottom of the Zoo mess please. I'm enjoying reading about that shambles at the moment.

That's how I want all record sales to be calculated in the future.

2. Tony
3. Lily
4. Paul
5. Woody

So why bother to release it at all? Why not just sit and play it to yourself at home? The perfect way to feel confident as an artist.

How many copies did his first one sell? Is there REALLY a demand??

I had Zoo8 or whatever it's called. I bet they announce they're cancelling next week. NOTHING IN THIS GAME FOR FINISHING SECOND.

Seriously, I'm not going to let this go. It's the single of the year by about eighteen billion miles.

'Nothing found'.

Seriously guys. That hurts.

THINGS IN FONTS THAT AREN'T NORMAL FONTS MAKE ME GIGGLE LIKE A SMALL CHILD.

EVEN IN MY ANGER I HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I BOUGHT THE LIGHTEST, QUICKEST MOST AMAZINGEST COMPUTERTHING ON THE MARKET! LOOK AT ME! I'M KANYE WEST! I'M HIP, COOL, RICH AND ANGRY!