The_Dave

Fingers crossed.

I feel I should do this.

isn't the cover to this CD the exact same as the cover to Unholy by Martin Grech?

I thought he was just a Butler!

used to teach me Maths. Legend.

Me Am illiterryitate. Hurrrrrr. Weird fishes indeed...

Where's Arpeggi?

Did you read the review for The Soft Bulletin by the Flaming Lips where the guy talks about moving into a new flat? Well that was about as relevant to the cd as this review was to this cd. Actually, you could probably even swap the reviews around and get the same outcome.

I don't like the band, but when did this site turn into Pitchfork?

Did a few gigs there. I always quite enjoyed the venue. Apart from the 'getting there' part. Most of St. Albans looks the same to me!

Yes it is.

they used to perform/record under the name of Shard, but we called them Shart, describing the act of shitting ones-self while farting.

An altogether preferable experience to hearing this gash.

they were still gash when they were called shard.

I was worried a while back that I had accidentally lead to their name change from Xerox teens. I worked for them, and was on this very site looking at info on them when my boss saw it, and called his boss about possible copywrite violations.

I hope it wasn't me.

that IS Paris 'Fucking' Hilton on the cover isn't it?

http://www.soldouteventtickets.com/ticket/32259/Smashing%20Pumpkins

£312 for two tickets?

these people are actually vermin.

I was sitting on Seetickets and ticketmaster from 9:15 so I could get 'em before they sold out.

and within moments... there are tickets on eBay.

Doing Today would be interesting. I'd much rather hear Brendan Benson doing it though.

no-one has mentioned the amazing romantic overtones of Closer by Nine Inch Nails.

I work for Xerox. They don't like this band. lol.

Has anyone reviewed Give Me a Wall yet?

it's been out for aaaages

America's answer to Bez

My old band played with them a couple of times last year. One of their songs sounds like 'Jump' by Van Halen.

They're not bad. Nothing for me to write home about though.

Neutral Milk Hotel - Two Headed Boy (Part 1)
!Forward Russia! - 13
Spraydog - Get this Way
Mew - Apocalypso
Beirut - Postcards from Italy
Broken Social Scene - 5/4 Shoreline
Radiohead - There There
We Are Scientists - The Great Escape
My Bloody Valentine - Sometimes
Million Dead - Living the dream

As long as its not Wings I'll be a happy happy man.

I fucking hate Wings.

I can see his septum....

Does anyone else think that their last song sounds suspiciously like Counting Crows?

Specifically Mr. Jones?

That soundtrack is fucking amazing. Ben Kweller singing 'Lollipop' and Cake sining 'Strangers in the Night' I love it.

I was going to suggest Neutral Milk Hotel's "in the aeroplane over the sea" as a good album from 1999, but it turns out it was released in 1998. Silly me.

That album is the balls :-D

Notably, the listeners of Virgin Radio. Why don't they just exhume him and suck his cock? we all know that they're begging for it.

I missed this! I can't remember why either?!?

Normal people DO do that right?

right?

Where the fuck do we hear from these people? Are there magazines for it?

WHY WASN'T ANYONE INFORMED!?!?

We should get Chris Martin hooked on smack and send him to an opiate party with Pete Docherty (or however the fuck the surname is spelled).

Give him something real to whinge about. (in the wake of the news story below this one.)

I used Walsh in two separate posts. Meanie.

Trance is shit. It's like Drum and Bass, but made exclusively by germans, which at first thought isn't too bad, until you remember that the germans are also responsible for Boney M.

Couldn't that lead to some kind of systemic infection?

I hope so.

They should get the ol' Geezer to team up with Mike Skinner. They could have comedy misunderstandings whenever the word 'geezer' was used.

i.e.
Mike (to mate) - "Alroit fackin' Geezer"
Geezer (to mike) - "you talking to me"
Mike (to geezer) - "Fark Orfff Oim torkin' ta me Mayte innit!"
Or however these southern types speak.

e.g. Linda Cunting Barker
Jamie Cunting Cullum
James Cunting Cunt
Lou Cunting Walsh
Simon Cowell (Cunting is implied)

Mutya is the dog-faced one anyway. They should bring the Ginger one back.

Overload was good though.

At least we still have Girls Aloud...

that was aimed at 'theguywithnousername's list. not the main one in this article. Which is wank. If James Cunt had released a Xmas single, he'd be on that list. That's how Walsh VH1 are. Same could be said for Jamie 'shitting' Cullum.

Good list you have there. I agree with it all, except for 7 and 9.

I think that Willie Nelson singing 'Blue Christmas' should go on any list, for comedy value at least.

Shane Macgowan is looking horrendously Walsh in that picture, and that's a GOOD picture of him. How the fuck is he still alive?

But I think Walshing is sliiiiightly more sinister than Cowelling. Cowell has that obvious menacing smugness, whereas Walsh is one of those quiet old men who sit next to you on the bus and try to subtley smell your hair.

Cowell would just go at you with a drill. it'd be over quickly too.

Na naaaah nana na naaaaah

I quite liked that when I heard it.

I'd like to see Vernon Kaye getting Walshed to death.

It can be used as a verb too.

Walsh execution though.

I find it really amusing that over in the 'USA of America' people who "run wit gangs" refer to their social activities as Gangbanging.

i.e.
"He was a ganbanging thug who never saw shit coming"
always makes me chuckle.

Britney is one walsh skank.

I was expecting a description of an actual torture, not just some sissy mySpace style torture.

Bad Amy.

Bamy.

She's proper Walsh.

Top dollar on the Walshing going on though.

but probably not.

let's make an effort people!

or not. Apathy is good too.

She's proper Walsh.