Relaxer

Do any of you people really know what good music is? Muse are TERRIBLE. Razorlight are WORSE. And the everything else that Twitain has produced in the last 5 years has been DRIPPING COCK. Except for Test Icicles, and you dimgits let them go away.

Comets on Fire smears its diarrhea all over your cute little English scene. And then Mastodon sets it all on fire.

Get a clue Twitish, you haven't produced a good band since... ever.

FACT WORD LIFE

Kasabian are ridiculous too. Only in Twitain could such a talentless bunch of cockwashes get any measure of fame. There are 92,751 better bands on any given block in NY or LA.

FACT WORD LIFE

If Frodo Baggins grows up without smoking pipeweed and getting regular touchings from Gandalf, he then destroys the Ring and saves middle earth.

If Frodo Baggins grows up smoking pipeweed and getting regular touchings from Gandalf, he then forms Muse, only with shittier hair and even more dimwitted comrades.

Muse are SHIT. Matt Bellamy is a TOAD. He makes Tobey Macguire look like Vin Diesel. He is a wuss, a pompous mole, and a complete dimwit.

My Chemical Romance isn't much better, but at least there's a few more of them.

Girls Aloud could beat up Muse. And has.

More yowling and "cleverly" off-kilter arrangements and no hooks and stupid lyrics and ugly band and vests'n'pork-pie-hats and boring music and who actually listens to this shit? Noone. Noone on Earth has played the Arcade Fire album in 37 weeks except for Arcade Fire, FACT WORD LIFE.

Band of Horses suck too. Oh, they suck-sucky-suck-suck, as does anyone who likes them.

I just saw these guys in Washington DC the other night and they deliver the ROCK with a capital COCK. Every song sounded like a final encore. Unbelievable show. Bring your friends, they will be indebted to you for life.

Check them out live. They are UNBELIEVABLE. Every song sounded like a final encore, just going higher and higher and higher. I've been to hundreds of shows and have verrrry rarely seen a crowd as shell-shocked and stunned as the one that left the venue that night.