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"My Latest Novel" *snort*

We'll have Eyebrows McGraw from Hard-Fi, one of the assortment of tossers from the Dandy Warhols, a Chemical Brother or two, and maybe even him from Menswear. Band going nowhere? Neither's the bandwagon, but don't let that stop you HOPPING ON.

a bit like Guy Garvey.

don't deserve objects of value?

but say what you like about Mike Diver...you won't ever catch him...deploying full stops...in an infuriating manner...

agree. Democracy simply doesn't work.

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Corin L Oberst

Schmichael

he's taken an awful amount of cocaine maybe?

They can spend countless hours trying to out-irony each other.

with the funny looking acrobat?

and your mum?

I'm actually quite excited by this.

it's like watching the end of the world, as imagined by Bennetton.

I used to think of that rather lovely number by the Concretes. Now that song has been utterly ruined for me by this absolute waste of chromosome. I wouldn't normally advocate selective culling, but really, it's the only way people will learn.

looks well like my mate!

was thinking about the Test Icicles when he Formed A Band.

They played LIVE 8. Big difference.

fact

Real shame. The Sophtware Slump was one of the first records I ever bought. He's Simple He's Dumb is still the best song evar.

you just want to huggle their adorable eyes and tenderly pull their teeth out.

is a good song. Maybe even a great song.

That is all.

Still, isn't worth sticking about for five minutes or so just to see what the HEADLINE ACT might have to offer? There's not much difference between Monkeys and Maximo when you get down to it.

Why, having shelled out whatever exorbitant price they're asking for, would you leave after just seeing one act? What is the point?

you do Franz, as probably the best "big" British band around, something of a disservice. A DiSservice.

Ho ho. Drinks all round.

You need to stop hating stuff just because it's got popular. Franz are great, as is the do you wanna song. You would foam with hyperbole if they hadn't got their break and were still playing on the toilet.

Arctic Monkeys? Wasn't that just them pretending to play their instruments on a digital camera?

I pray for the day when we get a press release going "Idlewild have parted company with Rodney Woomble. Idlewild wish Woomble the very best in his future exploits; however Woomble hopes Idlewild eats shit and dies"

It's like we're talking in whispers

but Arctic Monkeys apparently are.

I've ever been really angry with NME. They say Mogwai are <quote>as groundbreaking as Snow Patrol these days</quote> right after declaring Arctic Monkeys the best British band evar. It actually makes me want to hit McNicholas.

for April 2nd

heh heh did you see what they did there

But I don't understand their choice in singles. St. Petersburg was alright, but Low C? Fin? They are dull dull dull. Why not Kick In The Teeth and the title track? The latter was on a commercial fer crying out loud.

Surely they could have found a jury which didn't include one of the nominees?

Personally I can't wait to hear what Kermit The Bulging Forehead, Hockey Teacher and Crash Helmet Choir Boy have to say for themselves.

but he does play the xylophone.

Follows the usual American ethic on war films: a) Everything will be fine once you go home, and b) The only thing that really matters are the Americans.

Not funny, just kind of sad

I can only assume your writer had a some form of anuerism when he wrote the word "Chalets". I'm pretty sure he meant to write "Elbow" instead. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. This time.

Let's see if I can dig it out...
"Speaks to a cultural death on the west coast, a certain death and a rebirth in way, out with the old, in with the new, from specifically the state we hail"

was the worst thing since Hitler. Fact.

well put.

I'd agree with the first, ninth and sixteenth. The rest can all jump off Urbis as far as I'm concerned.