PRISON

She comes to the club I do on a wednesday, she looks like horseshit, with hair extensions and stupidly expensive shoes. Nice.

How will the world of pop cope. The only positive thing about her song was the fact that I liked a pair of socks that her 'band' were wearing in the video.

Now I'm off to try and work out whether the new Britney single is shite or brilliant.

going over to america and letting the cat out the bag, basically saying 'yeah, it's all for the press' is just plain stupid.

I used to really like them, I was really pleased when they split. Hmmm.

He's the only person that talks about the indie scene with any level of maturity. James Murphy deserves every bit of praise he gets...

How incredibly sad, I hope he gets the help he needs, he's clearly deeply troubled.

She's a fucking twat. She kept turning up to the club I dj at, Hysteria, every week and just hanging around the dj booth for the entire night, and none of us knew her personally. She then chucked her £600 stupid bag at me demanding it be looked after in the booth. Her requests were rubbish too.

The music business does not need her, they have Ashlee Simpson to do that bubblegum rock thing, and she can sing, dance, and looks really good in her trousers.

Kate Moss is a massive twat. Imagine if your mum brought home brand new 'uncle peter' who's in a rock n roll band, has no self control and probably hasn't had a wash in fourteen months.

No matter what you say about peoples right to choose, when you're a mother and you're choosing a partner like that, there is something seriously fucking wrong with you.

Blimey, the first band to release an album that got me ridiculously excited since 93, and they've gone. God, why can't people just get on, the sods, they were perfect!

Come and see them this friday at Purple Turtle Bar in camden then. I can't wait!