NigelFromPopstars
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I know them
Didn't Lee Latchford-Evans play keyboards for them for a while?
I'd love it too.
And I happen to know Danny and Noel are free right now, they'd love a job wiping wee off the seats.
I love you the most
Now giz a kiss, you big lug, yer.
Your welcum
lozl
Actually,
I agree. Bring back fake username day!
You'll be laughing on t'other side of your face
when Anton and Jamie's new project drops. Think Barry Manilow doing breakbeats, with added Muttley sound effects. I've still got it.
Quiet, Conway boy.
Don't make me pour water on you, you funny little troll.
Because they couldn't write
and needed some way to remember them.
I bet
she'd be manky though.
Alter-egos
are wrong and bad and wrong.
Haddaway and shite
you Conways loving bastard.
I'm not surprised, Browno
You're a twat.
Browno
Him and me are like that: *crosses fingers* Also SimonCowell and LouisWalsh. Pair of loveable chancers.
The ones which spring to my mind
are those bastards LouisWalsh and SimonCowell. And NickiChapman if she's on here.
Yeah Browno
you Geordie wanker. Like what?
Nor
would I
OK
Walsh, I challenge you to a fight in Wingnut. Not just a slapping fight, a proper one with nosebleeds.
I wish you were a soldier, Walsh
Then you might get disembowelled.
You don't know nothing
I once touched Nicki Chapman's bum by accident. And I looked when I walked in on Kim Marsh on the toilet.
And don't get me started
on you, you backstabbing, shamrock-eating leprechaun.
As sad as Steve Brookstein?
*chuckles at own whimsy*. He was even worse than that Danny bloke I chose.
I knew
I'd catch you out one day you sweater loving scoundrel.
Spits in Girls Aloud's collective faces
I'm sorry, deal's off. It's OTV or nowt for me, son. I suppose you think Cowell's a hoot, too, eh? Well, I'll show you. I'm off to give Danny and Noel a ring.
I vote both of you
Want to join my new pop band? It's called Near'Say, and you two will join Rik Waller, Darius and Jonny Shentall. Steve Albini's already going to produce the first record, and Zane Lowe's going to rap.
He was going to be number 4
Fighting it out with Laurent Charvet and Franck Dumas...
I was in
the Hear'Say video, Pure and Simple. About two minutes in, if you freezeframe you can see me clearly grimacing at the sight of Kym Marsh shaking her thing. I always said Michelle Heaton was the one for the band...
It better not be
Sequels are always shit.
Boooooooo Fullerov!
Gerroff, yer worse than Danny from Hear'Say!
I completely condemn
people who use false usernames. And also Liberty X.
Heathen
Journey South just wish they were Let Loose.
I've heard Coldplay,
They're trying to be the new Hear'Say.
Get
'I Was There When Hear'Say reformed '05'.
Move along
Nothing to see here.
Especially me.
Just ask that fat bitch Kym Marsh.
I would,
but I'm middle aged and sick of living. Just you try to out-be-nasty-to-people me, I dare you... (Unless you're Simon Cowell, in which case I concede defeat).
Okay.
Thank fuck Noel was willing to do it for free.
Okay, I'll back your anti-Walsh campaign
If you'll sign my about-to-reform band Hear'say. Even without that money-grabbing monster-face Danny, they're the new Steps.
Ban Cowell
So I can get back on telly.
I spit on
Girls Aloud. And Geri Halliwell.
Ah yes,
But what about me. Once I was de rigeur like you young fellas, now I'm so badly out of fashion that even I've forgotten my own name. It'll happen to you too...
Right Brusma
Kym Ryder is a fat cow, but I don't care, because me and that wonky-nosed bastard Cat Deeley are so busy watching Americans hoying themselves all over the shop on Living TV. That makes me surprisingly large sums of money. There's nothing you can insult about me, not even the fact that my suits match my tans. Aye.