Napoleon

Of what? Some Germans standing near some amps that are on pretending to know what they're doing? WHO IS GOING TO BUY THIS?

All of my posts recently have ended with me type-shouting.

It starts like Happy Hour by the Housemartins and then turns into a reggae version of Naive by Kooks and has the Libertines "Oh-oh-oh-oh" idiot shout in the chorus! And that bit about "Why do people complain when I've got my feet on the seats, chairs don't have feelings" NO THEY DON'T YOU PRICK BUT PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO SIT IN WHATEVER SCUM YOU PICKED UP OFF THE FLOOR OF WHATEVER HOXTON HOLE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF!

Calm...

someone release a single last year called Kirsten Dunst?

He was a lovely fellow.

There's a band called Dylan In The Movies?

And anyway Richard And Judy start at 5 now. That's hardly daytime TV.

Everything about this band annoys me. The whole "I don't read books" schtick is so very tired.

No.

Someone needs money.

With a dry cool wit like this I could be an action hero.

away from a Springsteen tribute act.

"Seriously, the bands are a minute part of the festival and if it's all you interested in, this may be the wrong place for you"

...is the reason I would never go to Glastonbury. If I wanted to spend 3 days tit high in mud and travellers I'd go to a field where there were some and hang around there for free. This whole "You go there for the vibe maaaaan" is bollocks.

If there were no bands playing and just stalls selling organic beetroot juice and legal highs you're saying that you'd still pay £stupid price? Balls.

He did. I think it was a reference to the stories he sometimes reads on Chris Moyles' Radio 1 show. Yes, I occasionally listen to that shite...and I'm not ashamed...

Hollyoaks is perfect Sunday morning viewing.

I AM DRUNK. AND ALL I WILL SAY IS ALL Y'ALL WHO HAVE OPPORTUNITY TO DOWNLOAD THINGS...DOWNLOAD "TAKE ME TO THE PILOT" OFF OF ELTON'S 2ND LP. CLASSIC.

in the Grauniad that (in another music bio-pic in pre-production) Frodo was going to play Iggy Pop?

I love 1990s. Their teeth excite me.

They say they're going to let 3 unsigned Welsh bands play too. A whole 3 bands. Go to that Tapestry festival instead. The Levellers...sweet Jebus.

Last year I got a ticket for the Gnarls Barkley/Massive Attack day but then I couldn't go so I gave it to someone on here. I'm not an 02 customer. It was an interweb thing.

if they're going to do the free tickets thing again this year?

It's like the Mini-Pops New York Dolls.

Pennie on NYE. He was surprisingly nice. I was a tit though.

AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!

Galaxie 500's version of "Listen The Snow Is Falling" off that live LP they did.

the melody he sings sounds like the high lady voice singing he did in Signs with that Dog man.

that he chucked a tin of paint over the crowd at some show. If he'd thrown paint over me I would feel forced to give him a slap. I feel forced to give him a slap anyway just for that hair.

that is all.

on Sunday and the 1990s were far better IMO. They did have mad teeth though.

I never knew she was on the junks!

I once lit her cigarette in the Welsh Club in Cardiff. She winked at me and I nearly fell over.

Bob Dylan knows her because she's married to someone who was in his band once. Bucky Baxter? Something like that.

at that Latitude Festival and she's got me a backstage pass so I could meet Dando. I can't go though. No money=no fun. Am quite miffed. My band were meant to support him solo in Cardiff once but we had to pull out because my entire group had turned into cunts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcOabajz8I8&search=gnarls%20barkley%20crazy

...is a reason to mourn TOTP. When the band/artist is any good and puts any sort of emotion or effort into their perfomance it can be the best TV show in the world.

Paul "Gambo" Gambicinni said that in the olden tymes when bands released a new single every 4 months and had a new LP out once or twice a year Top Of The Pops was a huge promotional tool but now the big bands (and whether you like them or not U2, Oasis etc are big bands) only release records every 3 or 4 years and so the show is filled up with DJs with scantily clad ladies gyrating in front of them.

in the Fearless Freaks film and Staring At Sound book he only did drugs before he was in the band. Something about seeing his brothers fuck themselves up on them turned him off them.

He is right though. Ashcroft is a twat. Though I've never heard an American say that word.

Got up, took drugs, went out, took drugs, the rest of the day is a blur but now I'm in prison.

with a loaded gun and Watership Down on DVD (and a DVD player and TV) and let him do us all a favour. Hate the Verve, hate him. I hate any band who "jam". I cannot understand how Urban Hymns gets into so many Top 20 LPs lists. It's arse! Bittersweet Symphony and The Drugs Don't Work are OK but then the rest of it is the work of men on drugs in a room waiting for "inspiration" to come. Toss of the highest order. No sex, no fun, no anything.

The episode where These Animal Men did the "It's Thursday, it's 7 o'clock, it's Top Of The Pops!" intro. I was so proud of them. Whither TAM?

Miss Thom's song about a year ago on Johnnie Walker on Radio 2. She was in that LIPA thing. McCartney has a lot (more) to answer for.

Axl Rose? Sweet Lord.

I was a bit "ohhh" when I first heard it but I've been listening to it constantly this weekend and now feel like shouting "WE'VE GOT THE POWER NOW! MOTHERFUCKER!" at everyone. And doing that Wayne Coyne punching the air thing.

Get George's son Dhani (who looks just like him)and Yoko (not Sean or Julian) and be done with it.

it sounds like Marilyn Manson without the hilarity. You can make his "dur-nur-nur, dur-nur-nur-nur-nur" guitar noises over the top of it.

went to the Phoenix Festival and died. Everyone you know now is a clone.

with demos by Best (Mclusky before they became Mclusky), Mo-Ho-Bish-O-Pi, Terris and Curveside.

Now who wants to touch me?

This was played on Terry Wogan's radio show this morning at about 8.10. FACT! He liked it as well.

I bought tickets to the Oasis one and then realized that I am not the tallest person in the world and I really didn't want to stand in a huge stadium full of faux and real scally kents all hugging each other and saying "Sorted" etc.

And I refused a free ticket to see The Rolling Stones there as well.

I don't like big gigs. I like to see the whites of their eyes. For real and not on a big screen.

I liked the 2nd LP more than the 1st. It had The Sound Of Drums AND Mystical Machine Gun on it. Glory days.

I nearly almost very nearly went and put £20 on Nanny In Manhattan getting to number 1 in the pop charts. I was that sure it was a dead cert.

Apart from the teeth thing she is lovely.

this country...