Music, vinyl, Marc Maron's WTF podcast, bad puns, ill-timed Louis Van Gaal jokes.
Anything miserable, bonus points for Scottish. Off the top of my head? Deerhunter, The Twilight Sad, Frightened Rabbit, Mogwai, This Will Destroy You, Ryan Adams, Warpaint, Nirvana, Joy Division, Taylor Swift, The Smiths, Foals, Bombay Bicycle Club, Caribou, Squid. More? Ok... Father John Misty, Radiohead, Grimes, Holy Fuck, Parquet Courts, Alvvays, Amy Winehouse, The Black Keys... I could go on.