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Oh God

Yes. I can't fucking STAND Chris T-T.

Nah,

it means 'don't come today because we're gonna try and de-flood it tonight', hopefully.

hnnnnngh

Jesus Christ.

It can't be as bad as Glastonbury, repeat, it can't be as bad as Glastonbury.

Indeed

This band is truly awful.

Oh, come on

The sound might be dreadful in certain parts of it, but you just need to move forward and to one side to get better sound. I saw Pixies and the White Stripes there in 2005 and we moved forward during the support bands and got much better sound.

As for poor sightlines, I'm a shortarse, so I get poor sightlines wherever I'm stood.

And it's London. Aren't all tickets overpriced?

Bad transport links - how so? Because a tube doesn't go right up to the venue? You get a tube, you get a bus. Somewhere like Hackney is far worse IMHO.

Actually

I think that's pretty wicked. Not a massive Portishard fan, but I expected some guitar band again, and this is good news. As long as fucking Morcheeba aren't playing.

Bark Haze

Did no one see Bark Haze? Feckin awesome!

Also, it's not about disliking noise. It's about the sheer amount of shit noise at ATP, and, worst of all, shit improv.

I wanna see Mike Patton curate an ATP. That would be truly magnificent.

Alien for Christmas

by Fountains of Wayne. Every time.

Excellent

Saw them at Trafalgar Square on Saturday, and I can safely say they are without doubt the worst band I have ever seen. I FUCKING HATE this image-over-music Shoreditch bullshit. If someone told them blue rinses were trendy, they'd up and get them. And the singer, what an arrogant fuck, coming back onstage before Belle and Sebastian. Wanker.

Excellent

Saw them at Trafalgar Square on Saturday, and I can safely say they are without doubt the worst band I have ever seen. I FUCKING HATE this image-over-music Shoreditch bullshit. If someone told them blue rinses were trendy, they'd up and get them. And the singer, what an arrogant fuck, coming back onstage before Belle and Sebastian. Wanker.

Hi

Jo Evenings here - you can also go to our website www.theevenings.co.uk.

We're playing 93 Feet East on 11 January and the Bull and Gate 17 January as well as the Purple Turtle in Camden on 10 February - hope you can make it!

x

Hi

Jo Evenings here - you can also go to our website www.theevenings.co.uk.

We're playing 93 Feet East on 11 January and the Bull and Gate 17 January as well as the Purple Turtle in Camden on 10 February - hope you can make it!

x

Blood Roses....

...fucking rule.

Justin Hawkins: tackles donut, breaks ribs for afters

Christ, is this what he's been lowered to to stay in the 'public eye' - a celebrity darts match?

What's next - Inner City Sumo?

Kelly Osbourne: goes to Miami, goes 'dance'

This is exactly the kind of thing that pisses me off - DiS - I thought you knew better than to make a big deal out of Kelly Osborne's looks!

Jesus.

OK, she's an annoying spoilt bint, but leave her looks out of it!

Brandon Flowers: "In England, they don't move at all."

I fucking hate this band. Fuck off. Patronising wanker.

Exclusive: Keane to play Bull & Gate

Will they have to make little fliers to give to all their mates and will at least 17 of these fliers have to be shown at the door for Keane to get paid £2.50 per flier thereafter?

Ashlee Simpson to face 'live' ban?

She's horrible. I wish she'd fuck off.

Busted: busted

I'm sad. I love dancing round my living room to Air Hostess whilst I'm getting ready to go out. And Matt is HOT.

Busted - is the end nigh?

I have to say...I actually love Busted, they're really good to put your make up on to.

I'll get my coat....

Embrace return to the depths of the Earth

Bugger, though you meant they'd been used as landfill, or something.

NUT hits out at boyband marketing methods

I blame the parents.

Re: Holden harbours pop aspirations

No, it's not a classic. It's bloody terrible.

I really hope Trinny and Susannah don't release anything. That'd just be BAD.

Re: Holden harbours pop aspirations

Yep, when he got to the Embassy final in 1996 he recorded a version of David Cassidy's 'I'm a Clown'. There aren't many references to it on Google...I don't think it charted....

Love plans autobiography to pay legal bills

Go away, Courtney. No one cares anymore!

Holden harbours pop aspirations

Worse than any of those you've mentioned including Stefan Dennis:

Maureen from Driving School
Handy Andy
Peter Ebdon (yes, really)
Waddle and Hoddle
William Shatner
Samantha Fox
Michelle Collins
Nichola from Big Brother 1
Bubble and Dean from Big Brother 2

etc, etc.

Razorlight - no more albums?

Here's hoping....

Busted: Clearly the record of the year. Obviously

Thank fuck for that. At least it wasn't Westlife like it has been for the past 1,456,724 years. I know they weren't in it, but you know.

GIRLS ALOUD should have got it. Minxes.

Super Furries: still don’t give a f**k

I love them, I love them, I love them. And I still managed to miss them in Oxford!