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one of them is the benchmark by which i judge the attractiveness of other women. so there

Re: The Pipettes' Dirty Mind: new single scheduled for November

they do sound like Dolly Mixture but I still maintain that the Pipettes are better. There's basically only three good Dolly Mixture songs.

Antony & The Johnsons take Mercury prize

I think he looks like Julie Burchill

Re: Alt.Country Legend Rides UK Again

no, no ... there's a massive alt-country sized holed in DiS. Can't wait to see lucinda williams, like. I hear laura cantrell is supporting :)

Re: Maximo Park - A Certain Trigger

to paraphrase Tony Benn, you are "a signpost not a weather-cock"

haha.

Re: The Futureheads - Decent Days And Nights

do you know people who feel LOYAL to their supermarket? i buy music I like to listen to, not music that's been made by bands that i have loyalty towards.

Re: The Futureheads - Decent Days And Nights

no, i don't think the first EP sold enough to make anyone think they'd be massive so i don't see how the band could have had the upper hand in negotiating with a record label.

an increase in profit necessarily means an increase in turnover but an increase in turnover doesn't always mean higher profits. but there's no value in increased turnover and lower profits over the longer term, surely?

apologies for the insult.

Re: The Futureheads - Decent Days And Nights

hands up who thought the Futureheads would ever have a top ten single?

until a band have actually flogged some records when it comes to negotiating the label ALWAYS has the upper hand. And by 'turnover' you mean 'profit'. Moron.

Re: The Futureheads - Decent Days And Nights

any company which fails to meet a consumer demand will go out of business. Again, to talk of 'loyal fans' is just moronic - this isn't football.

Re: The Futureheads - Decent Days And Nights

"Not saying I'm right"

you basically said that, so long as it happens, you're right. sounds like a fairly baseless assertion to me.

"but at least give the consumer a new product"

they give the consumers what they want. if there was no demand, then they wouldn't do it.

Re: The Futureheads - Decent Days And Nights

very few bands who've never had a deal before are in any position to make demands of a record label. you're being extremely naive ...

Re: The Futureheads - Decent Days And Nights

to describe yourself as a band's "loyal fan" is just excruciating ...

Re: The Futureheads - Decent Days And Nights

oh, for fuck's sake ... you can't make a fairly ill-founded criticism and then justify it by simply SAYING you are right. Consumers can only be ripped off if they choose to be. Record labels not charities etc etc etc.

Re: The Futureheads - Decent Days And Nights

for fuck's sake, the fans have a choice in whether they get fleeced. don't spend money and then whinge about it ....

Re: The Futureheads - Decent Days And Nights

you wouldn't seriously go back and rebuy an album for a bonus DVD would you?

Re: The Futureheads - Decent Days And Nights

nothing's more important than credibility amongst anal indie losers, after all ...

Re: Anti-racism gig requires help

i thought we'd probably come round to agreeing in the end. just, i've had heated arguments with BNP members and some of the stuff they come out with is a little frightening. they all seem to follow this hideous form of scientific racism and are obsessed with racial purity etc which would be meaningless to ordinary people. i remember at one argument this BNP lad dimissed what this girl had said by saying "well, you're mixed race and i disagree with that on principle".

i suppose i can take some encouragement from the fact that plenty of people are sufficiently apalled by them to organised events like that. But, as i said, not totally sure that it will achieve much.

Incidentally, what are you doing these days? Not spoken to you much since our trip to the pizza hut in cambridge nearly FOUR YEARS AGO. Bet you weren't expecting me to say that, eh? :)

Re: Anti-racism gig requires help


well, if there's one thing people in those places resent it's being labelled as racist by the liberal middle-class intelligentsia. So if a bunch of fairly middle-class blokes from the south east in some stupid indie band show up and preach about how "racism is bad" i just feel it'll strengthen their resolve. i can't help but feel slightly more pro-American when i'm confronted by SWP supporting students. i think there's very much a feeling in poorer areas that it is working class people who bear the burden of immigration and multiculturalism for the benefit of more middle class people. that's why you might get, for example, a young professional couple living in east london and talking up its vibrancy and diversity and then fucking off to surrey as soon as they have kids and see how dreadful the local hospital, school etc is.

i don't think it's an issue of these people (BNP voters) having a racist ideology (nick griffin explicity does, though, which is just terrifying given his background and education n all)
It's probably a protest against bad government which has allowed different ethnic groups to divide into two distinct camps: one housing estate versus another, one school versus another etc etc. I don't think enough effort was made to assimilate those immigrants from the indian subcontinent in the 50s and 60s into their host communities. too many could get away without learning english etc.

Re: Anti-racism gig requires help


i disagree. playing a gig in an area where there is no support for the BNP has no effect, really and if you were to play one in dewsbury, oldham, keighley, blackburn, burnley, bradford or sandwell then you'll probably only serve to encourage people to support the BNP. Basically, the BNP's underlying philosophy is so bankrupt that it shouldn't be too difficult for politicians to undermine it. Aside from that, it's up to the government to try to engineer social cohesion in those towns where there is an obvious ethnocultural dichotomy. Unfortunately, the BNP are a response to concerns felt by a small number of people. Admittedly, those fears have been exacerbated by hideously biased mainstream media but they're still there. I'm just not convinced that its about ideological racism at all.

Re: Maximo Park - Graffiti

pop tarts? horrible? pah ...

Re: Anti-racism gig requires help

what's the point in raising the profile of an organisation that can't have any impact on anything whatsoever? Nobody in Sandwell or Keighley is going to start espousing the virtues of multiculturalism on the back of an open air Babyshambles gig. If anything i reckon the association of "anti-racism" events with, essentially, idiotic students will only encourage people ...

Up, Up And Away: New single and tour for Fleeing New York

i bought this band's mini album thing and, aside from that 'hollywood bowl' song, it's just dull and predictable stuff that it is a few years too late ...

Chalets news spew: website, album, tigers...

so, on the new website ... the pictures of the girls in hats ... which one has turned blonde? i'm so confused ...

Re: Weird War tour. Whoa, that rhymes...

they do that in wearside and in boro. my mum speaks like that, like ...

Re: Weird War tour. Whoa, that rhymes...

do you pronounce 'tour' as 'tor' or 'war' as 'woor' ?

Re: Les Incompetents, most entertaining band in London, do stuff!

i've no actually heard anything. there were no MP3s on their site last time i checked but i just don't like their hair ...

Re: Les Incompetents, most entertaining band in London, do stuff!

much as i think Les Incompetents look as if they're dreadful, you give Terrashima five out of five ...

Re: This week's Bloc Party article: "modern fringe

any university run venue is invariably soulless, i reckon. i'd just ban them outright.

but you're right about newcastle being better than northumbria. the big room at northumbria's like a leisure centre or something ...

Re: Kaiser Chiefs - Employment

sounds about right.

Re: The Broken Family Band - Welcome Home, Loser

have you seen them on this tour they're on at the moment? sadly, i missed them in manc ...

Re: The Futureheads - Hounds Of Love

buy the kate bush album too ...

Re: NME Slating

you couldn't voet for anyone though, could you? the best album i bought last year was by Polly Paulusma and my favourite gig was josh ritter. but in order to vote, i'd have to pretend to like U2 or the killers. and DiS is only slightly broader in its coverage than the NME, really - and has a far lower standard of writing ...

Re: NME Slating

that doesn't make it worthwhile. should they do a tour of trunk road laybys ?

Re: WE BELIEVE IN MUSIC (or why it’s really, really important that you buy the Bloc Party LP this we

since you fear 'chavs' trying to gain 'indie cool' are you not concerned that the same thing will happen to bloc party? personally, i wouldn't give a shit either way.

franz ferdinand at least write decent pop songs whereas bloc party are flat and lifeless. as for keane, i don't massively like them, but i'm annoyed that it is as fashionable to hate them as it is to like bloc party and it's entirely unjustified - if nothing else, the bloke from keane can actually sing whereas the bloc party singer is perhaps marginally better than me....

Re: WE BELIEVE IN MUSIC (or why it’s really, really important that you buy the Bloc Party LP this we

well, that certainly answers my question, doesn't it ?

Get back to work !

Re: WE BELIEVE IN MUSIC (or why it’s really, really important that you buy the Bloc Party LP this we

actually, i've no idea if you're stupid.

if you're meant to be working till 5, how come we've been having this argument ?

Re: WE BELIEVE IN MUSIC (or why it’s really, really important that you buy the Bloc Party LP this we

michael, your arrogant witless stupidity is impenetrable and i can't be bothered to pursue this. just accept that you don't amuse, you grate.

Re: WE BELIEVE IN MUSIC (or why it’s really, really important that you buy the Bloc Party LP this we

michael, i feel someone ought to teach you the difference between the use of humour in news articles and being a supercilious pretentious tosser.

Re: WE BELIEVE IN MUSIC (or why it’s really, really important that you buy the Bloc Party LP this we

i'm absolutely stunned by this garbage and i really don't know where to begin ...but here we go ...

this debate is simple. a band have recorded an album. some like it, some don't. Perhaps more people like it because someone somewhere decided bands that sound a bit like them are going to fashionable for a relatively short period of time. However, if their album goes to number one, the world will remain the same. No amount of "dreams and belief" will alter that.

The fact is we are just specs on a planet. Sooner you accept that the better.

Incidentally, i suspect Descartes would have hated Bloc Party too. Just a hunch.

Re: Maximo Park - "As far as we are concerned, there's only good music and bad music"

best music coming out of the north east is made by beccy owen. then the golden virgins.

Re: WE BELIEVE IN MUSIC (or why it’s really, really important that you buy the Bloc Party LP this we

i can't imagine many people won't find funny the idea of you accusing someone else of self-importance.

why must you see everything in music as being part of some sort of revolution? the world is a far simpler place than you give it credit for ...

Re: WE BELIEVE IN MUSIC (or why it’s really, really important that you buy the Bloc Party LP this we

do explain how silent alarm has captured the spirit of the times ... no substance in that whatsoever

Re: WE BELIEVE IN MUSIC (or why it’s really, really important that you buy the Bloc Party LP this we

got a habit of talking up fucking wank then, don't you ?

Re: WE BELIEVE IN MUSIC (or why it’s really, really im

no it's not important. you should support bands you LIKE. Music is infinitely more simple than DiS people are willing to admit.

Re: WE BELIEVE IN MUSIC (or why it’s really, really important that you buy the Bloc Party LP this we

oh, and i side with the person slightly further up the board. For every person who says they will buy the bloc party album as a result of reading this article, i will buy the Keane album. at least that kid can sing a bit ...

WE BELIEVE IN MUSIC (or why it’s really, really important that you buy the Bloc Party LP this week).

This article is impossibly embarassing. Hope you feel ashamed of yourself one day, Sean.
But a few points i'd like to raise

1) why will a bloc party number one "change" anything" you say it will "set new precedents" but that's just a meaningless sloganistic assertion. Try making some simple statements

2) We need less hype ?! That criticises itself ...

3) All this nonsense about being "post-Radiohead" (hahaha) implies that Bloc Party are progessive. Which is utterly false. Like most DiS type bands that made a breakthrough in 2004, they are utterly regressive and backward looking. Not that that is necessarily a bad thing - but, y'know, you are lying.