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I like that. Very true.

So, something. Duh.

...shouldn't write reviews of albums that pretentious people don't care about?

There goes the NME.

...you're going to make a joke about child-molesting, at least get the right band member eh?!

...when they've made practically the whole event carbon-neutral by using LED lighting and solar power.

...are playing To Whom The Bell Tolls. That'll go down well.

...someone said, I appreciate people trying new things in reviews.

But for such a big comeback, of which many people would be curious to what extent the Pumpkins have moved forward/backward etc, this review is absolutely god-awful to read.

I wouldn't mind the idea if it read well. But like, it really doesn't..

Can't fucking wait for this.

...them at the Hexagon in Reading. Fucking brilliant. This Is Yesterday was beautiful, and Design For Life consistantly proves itself as one of the greatest live songs *ever*.

I think Som Wardner has spent the last six years blagging his way into gigs. I keep seeing him around, always in some sort of VIP section. Is he very important?

He always used to go to my school, and he denies it in interviews :D Haha.

am so there. Actually there. Four tickets bought this morning :D

Something to own.

Just a minor point, but errr, isn't watching over a review to see if you can make a jibe at one person over and over again just as bad as joining a website to defend a band?

It would be alright if you were proper funny like, but errr...

...lazy review. Nitpicking the odd lyric to make fun of does not a review make. And to seriously expect them to return to the days of the early 1990s as a music journalist, even thought this is written by a music journalist, is surely completely ignorant of any progression or maturity shown by any band, nevermind the Manics.

I think I'm just going to completely ignore reviews now that are eighty per cent pisstake to get a chuckle out of View fans, and twenty per cent minor musical content.

I'd give the album a seven, if anyone gives a hoot.

...a smarty arse news story.

Might be worth a listen with Rubin in charge.

They're not half bad at all.

...hahahahahaha.

...prefer Bon Jovi.

...made my day.

...fucking hate this woman. Are there many other people in the world that deliberately try to look so fucking vomit-inducing on such a consistant basis? What's with all the wearing dresses that her fat arse spills out of all the fucking time? What's with the constant appearence of her minge? Cut your fucking hair too, you fucking bulldyke. Christ.

..greatest live band in the world?

...but however poor parts of it still are, this is a far better line-up than they've had before...

...I can't fucking wait :D

For providing some sense. Damon Albarn didn't make a public statement on his website about this shit. Some arsewipe magazine stoked him up enough to get a soundbite, and now here it is, and we all hate him the more for it. Are we not tired of this 'X says this OMGZ' shite yet?

...its fun? They're musicians at the end of the day, and if they just want to get together for a laff, what's the harm? Everything they do doesn't have to pander to the public.

..third this opinion. Twat.

...theme works brilliantly on screen.

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The Bronx better than AFI?

That's about the funniest thing I've heard today.

Mike Patton video on YouTube surrounding WolfMother is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

I love it when people try to be smartarses, but fail. I applaud the use of ';' to try and show us all up too.

*Though.

You'd give her a poke thought wouldn't you.

^

You don't really 'bother' with the charts though. You release a record, and it becomes part of the charts whether you like it or not. Unless you're Beck, and whack a load of stickers on the front of it.

It's only useful tool I guess is telling Mr Bigwig how much money each band is making.

I swear the Game was never in G-Unit.

...don't mean to piss on your parade, but 'Morning Glory' is the third biggest selling album of all time. Behind Queen and the Beatles.

I'm not sure where *cough* Bush are, but erm, I think that makes them kinda big. And I would like to see the Feeling release 'Fucking In The Bushes' next please. My granny would buy it.

...was a cover, so probably not.

...if the point is 'Why should my clients have to pay for her bubble-headed rubbish' from this buffoon, then the question must be asked, why must readers of the Independant pay to hear about such bubble-headed rubbish?!

...him and his accountant are quaking in their diamond shoes :)

On another point, he's the best live act I've seen this year.

...out of interest, is the evidence for 'MaY Bein A toTal TwAT LOLZ!'?

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...think that was a joke :|

...thought the headline said 'gum'.

I was like, how angry can you get about gum? :|

Woe is me :(

Didn't the buy the rights to like, the whole film that is shown throughout One, just so they didn't have to pay various royalties etc.?

..it all looked like a well-informed ethical point until:

'I quite fancy that Trans-Siberian whatsitsname but apparently it's a bit scary.'

Twat.

...but what a knobber.

...really like U2.

..at Wembley was jaw-dropping. That is all.

'eh ? what ? who ? why ? when ?'

I reply the same to that comment.

...but I like him more than Thom Yorke.