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and is therefore irrelevant

that was massively self-indulgent.

"all your favourite stains on the pop mattress" Excellent!

he ain't no northener.

he's from Coventry. I bet he'd really love to be from manchester coz, you know, it's grim up north and all that.

I don't live in Cambridge, i don't like music, and i really love racism.

I'm not going to make empty promises. I just really want those shoes. THANKS!

Just how much of a twat IS George Lamb?

my first gig was [spunge] at the irish club in brum when i was 14. I regularly saw farse, 4ft fingers, no comply, jesse james etc. playing live for a 2 year period. And although in hindsight, everything except a couple of Farse songs makes me grimmace at the sheer fucking awfulness of it, everyone's gotta start somewhere, and it saved my from listening to Staind. Small mercies.

i thought this said Skrewdriver were to reform. Which i thought was a bit weird, seeing as Ian Stuart was 'murdered by scum' and all that. But then i remembered that The Doors reformed and Morrison has been worm-chow for 30 odd years now so it became a lot more plausible. Then i read it again and realised it didn't say Skrewdriver and now i feel highly silly.

and one of them was wearing a Big Black 'hammer party' t-shirt. Top Shop have really diversified their range of late.

had his vocal chords extracted after the Marshall Mathers LP to protect him from himself.