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Type: Album Release date: 21/07/2003
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Aintcha sick of letdowns? Why do these people bother?

When a band enters a studio they can do, create, reinvent and inspire anything. Four (or more) human beings can connect with the outside world through the hi-tech, high rise price, drug-addled process of ‘recording’. They can do anything. Any-thing. And everything.

Bell X1 should have it easy. Some big record deal with Universal (or whatever covert name they’re going under this week), the world _IS_ their oyster. They’re Irish, so it gives them a “marketing hook”. But what is this shit?

11 tracks from a bunch a’ guys who probably have a ruddy great record collection, who probably worship Neil Young and more than likely have struggled for years and years to get some recognition. Well, quite frankly, ‘Music in Mouth’_ sounds like their grandma’s corpse was rotting in the corner of the recording studio putting them well and truly off doing anything remotely special. You can't hump with a rotting relative around.

Do I need to go on? Oh, ok then… This is the sound of a bunch of wimpy guys going through the motions of being in a band, missing the point of why they started, glossing over all the magical moments they want us to live and relive with them. They’ve watered down their communication so it reaches the maximum number of people, yet says the bare minimum, if anything at all. Don't you hate people who point aimlessly at nothing in particular? I do.

This record is a student dorm mess of different sounds and stinky socks. Don't get me wrong, confusion can be a good thing, but this wasn't intentional, isn't big and clever it is not.

File with Longview, under: desperate major labels looking for the new Coldplay to export to America.

Bell X1 - Music in Mouth

Oh. Well, I like it.

Bell X1 - Music in Mouth

maybe septic clit should take his head out of his arse and stop trying to be some hot shot reviewer. give the only 2 albums you have reviewed 1/2 a star is quite remarkable, you come across like a 15 year old boy struggling with his hormones.

Bell X1 - Music in Mouth

must say i love the album too.
keep popping those pills...
oh and that shit about your grandma:
it's called necrophelia... and it's
okay, most angsty wannabe reviewers are
into it too.

Bell X1 - Music in Mouth

Septic Clit - are you by any chance a short, fat Liverpudlian with a small penis? Only I think I know you... or someone pretending to be you anyway.

Bell X1 - Music in Mouth

Music in Mouth is an excellent album. Yours is the first bad review I've read of it. You should stick to wanking into a sock

Music In Mouth

Maybe the little reviewer man doesn't understand metaphors. They're difficult.. I'm sure.

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septic clit - twunt

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