Not so much a single as an epitaph reading ‘SHIT BAND WOZ ‘ERE’, ‘Hey, Hey, Hey’ is a dire slab of provincial punk-funk rather suggesting that the telegram’s only just arrived in The Pistolas’ native Norwich decreeing that cowbells are officially in.
It sounds like Bloc Party’s ‘Helicopter’ mugging it up Rapture-style, and is so brazen a filch from its influences you almost don’t know where to look. It’s only because I love you I’m even gonna listen to it again, and look, just you watch what happens – stabby guitars, noooo, funky stop-start bassline – MAKE IT STOP – cheeks sucked-in prat makes overheated vocal entrance mentioning MySpace within the first two lines – ohfortheloveofgodwhenwillitend...
For an idea of the sheer levels of panic this song induces in the casual listener it’s to Nicolas Cage, and his masterful performance in 2006’s remake of The Wicker Man, that we must solemnly turn.
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You CANNOT pour bees.
I had to review this as well
it is truly gash.
heh
its a real shame bands like this have been picked up by Best Before, and flown off to japan, yadda yadda... its obviously a good label with the likes of Johnny Foreigner.
Hmmm
That video...
FUCKING HELL!
Hey...
So, ya saying you don't like it then???
jesus it's awful
(nic cage as well- well done); i really hope they wrest themselves from whatever source is telling to crank utter shit like this out.