Withdrawn from reality, Beat Pyramid’s attention has drifted from numerological divination to alchemical pursuits within its opening five minutes; theoretical furrows that make Scritti Politti’s fusing of hegemonic contemplations into darling three-minute ditties suddenly seem formulaic. Talking in tongues, princes of pretension These New Puritans are a baffling proposition, blanketed by a layer of frustrating puns and paradoxes running amok.
Shifting through guises, Beat Pyramid’s surreal qualities are discomfortingly dreamlike, tape loops lapping as the record circles in on itself with ‘..ce I Will Say This Twice’ and ‘I Will Say This Twi…’ acting as bookending passages. Recurring verses rear up repeatedly, with the same raw hooks fed back through the same gut until they sit contentedly digested.
With hypnotic instrumentals as indebted to cLOUDDEAD’s esoteric hip-hop soundscapes as they are Brooklyn beatniks Gang Gang Dance’s broken beats, and skewed philosophical musings as close to Wu Tang’s Shaolin ramblings as Klaxons’ post-graduate hyper-realities, all is brilliantly bent out of fashion, its scope deliriously set adrift. John Dee entangled with Jay Dee. At the centre of events is deranged young gentleman and self-proclaimed ‘director’ Jack Barnett, whose solipsistic bawl resembles the brattish bark of a juvenile Mark E Smith, leaking out demented declarations like the lecherous calls that “she’s into numerology, she’s into astrology, she’s into phenomenology” amid ‘En Papier’’s cacophonous choruses. It’s as banal as it is brilliant.
Trouble is, for all the reckless ingenuity, Beat Pyramid seems a somewhat calculated chaos, closing out the brutish resonance of 2006’s unhinged Now Pluvial EP. In many senses TNPS are reminiscent of the clinical butterfly collection of influences that Radiohead have eternally showcased, leaving the music struggling for an identity of its own and cloaking any clear-cut character as a record of reference points.
This is perfectly detailed in the record’s most introspective moment, ‘MKK3’, an alleged piecing-together of excerpts from adolescent love poems posted on the internet. Far from as plaintive as it initially seems, Barnett at one point bemoaning that he’s “far out of happiness”, the exclamation that Michael Barrymore’s jerking off in the suburbs of Milton Keynes underlines that the po-faces are part of the façade. It’s a stark lyrical folly that underlines the snide humour and absurdism employed, and an example of their collage-like approach, even if the track itself resembles a lumbering pastiche of The Rakes’ Pink Flag punk.
But as an outfit named after a track from The Real New Fall LP, Smith remains the most appropriate reference point. ‘Elvis’ chaotically recalls ‘Theme For Sparta FC’, with Barnett delivering an endless list of inane hooks. Elsewhere, ‘Navigate’ – previously a stark 16-minute behemoth – is warped and morphed into a reprise of ‘Colours’. Towards the close, bits of every track seem to bleed into each other, held together by George Barnett’s totemic drum beat. Forget the krautrock and dubstep references, hollow-hearted tearjerker ‘Costume’ is as closely connected to the Watership Down soundtrack as anything else, as ‘Doppelganger’ feeds back in and a recurring nightmare burrows back into the brain.
Pent-up princes, Beat Pyramid suffers occasional uncomfortable lapses where the impenetrable slew of riddles leave the record struggling to seem much more than the deranged shrieking of more myths of the near future as it flickers from the ridiculous (‘Infinity Ytinifni’, ‘£4’) to the remarkable (‘Swords of Truth’, ‘Navigate-Colours’). But, cut adrift with its own bewildering reference points, peppered with glimpses of cryptic brilliance and slabs of deceptive nonsense, Beat Pyramid is a flawed patchwork masterpiece.

Erm..
They aren't named after a song on The Real New Fall LP, they're named after the song "New Puritan", which isn't on any of studio albums, and "Elvis" sounds a lot more like "Big New Prinz" than "Sparta FC"...
shitt
Meant to put Sparta was off Real New Fall. The other point's just pedantry.
it's from...
an interview brinx and mes did. they are all clouded in smoke and tripping over each other. i think.
I like
the artwork, but then I don't. But then I do.
the artwork
reminds me of the transformers
I likey.
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Shit Pyramid
i know its january - but best album
i've heard this year or for quite a while for that matter... sounds like Klaxons but without all the nonsense and better beats
^
crap cover, overrated band, moody sods.
I love it. A helluva lot.
Numerology, Colours, C16th are all absolute gems...
Swords Of Truth
One of the best pieces of music I've heard in a long, long time. Remarkably ambitious for a band who are essentially, an "indie" quartet.
yeah...
jedeste is right on this one, New Puritan is on a Peel Session they did, and Elvis sounds nothing like Sparta FC
the cd
is beautiful, textured sleevenotes!!!
Stunning
album. Ok, so it's not a seamless epic or anything but they're a really idiosyncratic band for 2008. The artwork is cool!
Ahh.
I thought this was excellent when i first heard it. Literally the exact opposite now. 'Elvis' is a worthwhile listen though, and good work on the video to create something quite individual and polished on what was seemingly quite a tight budget.
I'm making an assumption on that last notation.