Age, it seems, mellows our Dylan none. Only 22 he may be, but this is album three and clearly the rapper MC known more commonly as Dizzee Rascal still has a raging fire deep within his belly, tickling the back of his tonsils and irritating his every uniquely raspy couplet. Maths & English is not a comfortable, play to please the mainstream LP; it’s an often vicious piece of work that rarely takes a step away from the face across its 14 tracks.
Skipping over the droning, monotone-delivered ‘World Outside’ – essentially an apology-cum-excuse for our Dylan ditching his mates round Bow way for the bright lights of world tours and backstage sequined two-pieces and all that bling tat – the album explodes into life with the rave keys and sampled hoots of ‘Pussyole (Old School)’, which comes apart at its fraying seams just in time for the sirens of, coincidentally enough, lead single ‘Sirens’. Heavy drums and crunching nu-metal guitars lend the song a slightly dated feel, but Dizzee’s wordplay is as fierce as followers faithful and fair-weather alike have come to expect. It, like rather too many of Maths & English’s songs, suffers rather from an uncomfortably OTT tone of braggadocio – while we’re not doubting Dizzee had it tough out east, screaming “I’ll break the law, I will never change” is, probably, a bit silly. Mate, you’ve mad cash these days – forget about risking a stroll through your manor, take the fucking armoured estate instead.
It’s the amusingly quirky British quips that prevent Maths & English’s lyrics from descending into a suffocating pit of US rap stereotypes – yeah, yeah, Dizzee’s all ‘G’ this and ‘street’ that at times, never more so than on the far-too-long ‘Where’s Da Gs?’ (guest raps from Texan duo Bun B and Pimp C are entirely inessential), but lines stating that his life “ain’t nothing like EastEnders” and opening couplets like “Liar, liar / pants on fire” (on the aforementioned critique of television Gs, full of hype and battle raps but with no grounds for their aggression) ensure that the listener’s never completely alienated by Dizzee’s predilection for a culture that’s far from native to the streets of E3.
Maths & English’s mid-section slump is something special, for the wrong reasons obviously: it’s never totally clear whether ‘Suk My Dick’ is recorded with all participants’ tongues firmly in cheek or not, but it’s a cack tune whatever layer you choose to settle atop the song’s surface. That said, it features, for apparently no reason whatsoever, a brief blast of ‘Yankee Doodle’. A sly nod to the various Americanisms that creep, far from subtly, into Maths & English? Could be. ‘Bubbles’, too, borders on lyrical embarrassment: Dizzee’s designed trainers for Nike and we don’t hold it against him, but a song about them? Give it a rest, fella. “Nike Air bubbles on my feet looking fresh”? Oh dear. “No matter where I am, I’ll always be the real deal…” For sure, lad, just as long as some massive, minimum wage-flouting (allege) corporation has dressed your tippy-toes first.
A pair of collaborative tracks close the album – a final slice of steel-on-iron anger-rap by the name of ‘You Can’t Tell Me Nuffin’’, which serves as a back cover to ‘World Outside’’s front, aside. ‘Temptation’ finds Arctic Monkeys’ Alex Turner’s delayed vocals drifting ghost-like beneath overpowering buzz beats, while stabbed-at guitars recall the AM’s own material. Which this song is, sort of. Dare we suggest the AM’s version is better, too? We just might. The following ‘Wanna Be’ features the mercifully sweet tones of Lily Allen, and represents a rare moment of lightness on an album of oppressive atmosphere and aggressive rants. “That chain don’t make you a big man,” coos Allen, as if she’s telling Dizzee off for his exhibitionist ways earlier in the LP.
Dizzee Rascal’s position at the peak of the UK hip-hop scene – grime, whatever – is undeniably rock solid, but it’s a position attained entirely through the skills exhibited on his previous two LPs. Maths & English is a fractured affair, uncertain of its own voice and, therefore, lacking in cohesion and any ebb and flow. It’s as if it was made exclusively for the download market – there’s a top-quality EP of party-starting dancefloor bangers amongst the tracks here, but it is surrounded by a slew of fists-clenched fiery tirades, swarming like locusts, ready to strip it of its charm. Some tracks are simply too much.
Our advice, then: pick and choose via online outlets to get the best out of this album, as in this instance Dizzee’s mathematical skills have failed to calculate a formula for another must-buy release. Still, he earns a little respect for laying out his workings so neatly.
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Bun B is effing great! I wont hear a bad word against him..or this song, probably.
He's okay...
It's that Pimp C what ruins it ;o)
The song in question would be good... if it was shorter.
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Totally agree with you, Pimp C is awful. Same deal on Jay-Z's Big Pimpin', Bun B is incredible on that (nearly as good as Jigga), but Pimp C completely messes the whole thing up.
Silly name, too. Pimp C. Tch. Bun B, now thats a sensible name.
This record is pretty fucking bad.
Ryhmes are lazy and half assed and when the production's not sounding dated or stupidly cheesy it sounds half finished.
There's a couple of good tracks, Pussyhole, Flex & Hardback Industry stand out, but its not the same Dizzee that made Showtime & Boy in Da Corner.
surprised
you knocked Bubbles. its the one song on this album thats really grabbed me so far.
i...
like it.
worth more than that in my opinion
definate improvement on showtime, but not as good as Boy in da corner.
The arctic monkeys version of that dizzee song is better, but the lily allen song is awful and i like lily allen!
Shame he's drifted away from pure grime,
but it's still an immense album. With Dizzee, Wiley, Kano, Bizzle, Roll Deep and Newham Generals all releasing albums this year grime could be in for a bit of a revival. It's never gonna go truly overground, but in many ways that is a good thing.
And rap without braggadocio is like tennis without balls. And I'm not talking about women's tennis.
not impressed by the wiley album
really though, this is much better!
Wiley's always been a better producer
than a wordsmith, but it's still good to have him around.
Professional
This is a good album, and it's worth more than a 6 out of 10 - even if it's no 'Boy in da Corner'.
But the Lily Allen song is not "mercifully sweet", it is a mockney nightmare. Dizzee Rascal does not need the likes of her to prosper. He's an expert and he is capable of far greater things.
"So you wanna be a gangsta??" Please.
^^So True^^
totally agree with this man.
1- album is better than 6
2- lily allen should be burned for she is a mockney witch.
like trying to grasp some of the finer points of particle physics, i simply cannot understand how she is so famous/popular.
^ this
but i like lily allen when shes not trying to impress dizzee rascal.
Lily Allen
The problem with Lily Allen is that the mockney is even more transparent with her than with its numerous other exponents.
When she speaks, she sounds like Sophie Ellis Bextor. When she sings, she sounds like Lady Sovreign. Unacceptable.
HOWEVER I will happily concede that her regular teenybopper ska is less horrifying than her attempts to get in on this album.
I appreciate the crossover appeal of getting in Alex Turner for a singalong, but Lily Allen is just a little bit too close to a 'Lock, Stock and two Smoking Barrels' pastiche of Dizzee Rascal's own East End to bring anything to the album.
Actually, no, it detracts from it by making Dizzee sound like a massive try-hard.
Album bought, ripped to mp3 player minus Lily Allen. Woman, know your place.
The rhymes aren't always great
Nor is the production.
Will I like this
if I loved BITC but thought Showtime was utter dreck?
NO.
After a few listens quite a lot is actually pretty rubbish. Pussyole and Sirens the main exceptions to this.
sirens
is good. i'll probably download this because after showtime i went off diz. interested to hear lily allen, even though she's a mockney cunt.
Underrated
Should have received a 7 or 8, no doubt.
I agree that the few middle songs are shite (Bubbles, Suk my Dick, Flex), but the song that's "sweet", Wanna Be, with Lily Allen is the worst song on the album.
This album
is a nike advetisment - see 'bubbles'/ inner sleeve