Busta Busted!

While we've been led to believe that his ass was sucked out of a jet-plane toilet, Busta Rhymes has actually been getting into trouble on the other side of the pond.

Busta was approached by a fan who wanted to touch her rap idol. Instead of smiling and offering an autograph, Busta got physical, pushed her away, and uttered: "If you try touching me again, I'll kill you." Nice one. His ass was promptly hauled in front of a court yesterday, where he got six months probation and was fined 300 bucks.

In a neat twist, Busta has now filed an assualt charge against the fan in question. 'Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen' is one philosophy, but that'll be one-less album sold for the man who once asked for us to put our hands where his eyes could see. Just not too close, eh?