I'm A Celebrity... Get Me On Tour! Andre Announces Dates

The problem is, we are now so jaded and cynical that stating the bleeding bloody obvious apparently makes us look silly. You can no longer say that manufactured pop is a bad thing, that reality TV shows are brain cancer, that the (written) music press is making itself redundant, that the tabloid press is a parasite that ruins people's lives and reduces the average intelligence of the general populace to mush. It's like 'duuuuuh... and your point is?'

And this is where we end up. I want to say how annoyed this all makes me, but you'll all wonder why I'm even bothering, won't you?

Peter Andre? Glasto? I'll start bottling my piss now, and i suggest everyone else going should do the same. You know it's for the greater good

Jordan, Peter Andre and Victoria Beckham all suck....why the hell are people actually considering paying money to see them????? Mysterious Girl is a song that was crap 10 years ago and is still crap today....Jordan is nothing but a talentless airhead with big boobs...and Victoria Beckham???Don't even get me started!!!! Bring back the days of good singers who actually deserve a Number One rather than the shit we have to put up with today.

i've just had a hideous thought - what if they release a single together?? that would make me vomit, profusely

Nah, he ought to play Reading/Leeds.

He won't make it out of Leeds alive!

i heard he had to have several brain cells removed before he could boff Jordan :)

oh hang on... i think i remember some time back, didn't he get really ill from eating too many bananas or something along those lines?? someone did at any rate. hahaha

its like hes been in a time capsule since he was a 'celebrity' last time round.

Completely unconnectedly, a man died in the 70's from drinking too much carrot juice.

Andre was on Blue Peter today and one of the girls meetin' him said it was the greatest day of her life. Oh dear.

It's interesting. People seem to have developed a great love for him in the relatively short amount of time it's been since he returned. It's been the greatest day of someone's life?
1. They can't have had a very interesting life.
2. Where are the rest of their plans?
What i believe i'm trying to say is that he's only been around 5 minutes on a cheap television show and he's already the most important thing in some people's lives. And they talk about him as if he were their friend. It's like when people talk about Eastenders, with the same seriousness as if it were real people.

yeah, but if the girl was on blue peter would you really expect her to have had an interesting life? i mean, meeting peter andre has to beat building an easter decoration from coloured paper and toilet rolls, having your watercolour shown by tony hart and winning against daddy at croquet.

most pop music is pretty good. dont soil pop's good name. "mysterious girl" is not a pop single, it's a fucking novelty record.
though i fear andre doesnt realise people are taking the piss when they ask if he's recording "insania". novelty record number two on its way?

on second thoughts, the easter decoration thing might be quite fun. i'm away to make a lifesize model of lou reed out of chicken wire and papier mache...

The guy is a legend. Legend. Mysterious Girl was like the song that I remember my primary school by!

He still sucks, though.

"having your watercolour shown by tony hart"
and what is wrong with that exactly
i wish he'd put my art in his gallery