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I'm A Celebrity... Get Me On Tour! Andre Announces Dates

With his career revitalised by an appearance on 'I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!', and with the re-released 'Mysterious Girl' back in the Top 10, Peter Andre has announced a UK tour.

Yes, that's right folks: the muscle-bound, Jordan-dating one is coming to a town near you real soon.

The dates are:

JUNE

15 Nottingham Royal Concert Hall
16 Llandudno North Wales Theatre
21 Bournemouth Pavilion
26 Liverpool Royal Philharmonic Hall
30 Manchester Carling Apollo

JULY

03 Leicester De Montford Hall
05 Cambridge Corn Exchange
06 Birmingham Symphony Hall
08 Newcastle City hall
09 Glasgow Royal Concert Hall
11 London Shepherd’s Bush Empire

In related news, Jordan is planning to launch her own pop career. According to The Sun she's currently in the studio recording a single, one that apparently attacks Victoria Beckham for her alledged part in Jordan's bust up with one time beau Dane Bowers.

Rumours that Jordan will support Andre on his tour remain unconfirmed. Insert own 'Wonder-Bra' joke here...

I'm A Celebrity... Get Me On Tour! Andre Announces Dates

The problem is, we are now so jaded and cynical that stating the bleeding bloody obvious apparently makes us look silly. You can no longer say that manufactured pop is a bad thing, that reality TV shows are brain cancer, that the (written) music press is making itself redundant, that the tabloid press is a parasite that ruins people's lives and reduces the average intelligence of the general populace to mush. It's like 'duuuuuh... and your point is?'

And this is where we end up. I want to say how annoyed this all makes me, but you'll all wonder why I'm even bothering, won't you?

I'm A Celebrity... Get Me On Tour! Andre Announces

Don't diss all the press. I'm a reporter for the mighty North Shropshire Chronicle (you probably all read it, being such a big name publication) and my scoop this week was that Chas and Dave may be coming to a town in our patch, followed by the likes of Cannon and Ball, Joe Pasquale and Jimmy Cricket.
You don't see that on the front page of The Sun eh...I've scooped the buggers there.

Re: I'm A Celebrity... Get Me On Tour! Andre Announces Dates

Nah, he ought to play Reading/Leeds.

He won't make it out of Leeds alive!

I'm A Celebrity... Get Me On Tour! Andre Announces Dates

god help us.......I heard something about this guy have muscle removed from his arm to improve his chest...:/

Re: I'm A Celebrity... Get Me On Tour! Andre Announces Dates

Lol the thought of them "boffing" sickens me....

I'm A Celebrity... Get Me On Tour! Andre Announces Dates

its like hes been in a time capsule since he was a 'celebrity' last time round.

I'm A Celebrity... Get Me On Tour! Andre Announces Dates

i believe he ate so many bananas that he fainted. hehe what a story.

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if you add an 'x' onto andre, you get andrex.
is he soft and cuddly like a dog? or does he smell like a dog? YOU DECIDE!!

I'm A Celebrity... Get Me On Tour! Andre Announces

It's interesting. People seem to have developed a great love for him in the relatively short amount of time it's been since he returned. It's been the greatest day of someone's life?
1. They can't have had a very interesting life.
2. Where are the rest of their plans?
What i believe i'm trying to say is that he's only been around 5 minutes on a cheap television show and he's already the most important thing in some people's lives. And they talk about him as if he were their friend. It's like when people talk about Eastenders, with the same seriousness as if it were real people.

I'm A Celebrity... Get Me On Tour! Andre Announces

I'm going to, like, buy tickets for all of these.

Hmm, or maybe not.

Re: I'm A Celebrity... Get Me On Tour! Andre Announces

yeah, but if the girl was on blue peter would you really expect her to have had an interesting life? i mean, meeting peter andre has to beat building an easter decoration from coloured paper and toilet rolls, having your watercolour shown by tony hart and winning against daddy at croquet.

most pop music is pretty good. dont soil pop's good name. "mysterious girl" is not a pop single, it's a fucking novelty record.
though i fear andre doesnt realise people are taking the piss when they ask if he's recording "insania". novelty record number two on its way?

on second thoughts, the easter decoration thing might be quite fun. i'm away to make a lifesize model of lou reed out of chicken wire and papier mache...

I'm A Celebrity... Get Me On Tour! Andre Announces

The guy is a legend. Legend. Mysterious Girl was like the song that I remember my primary school by!

He still sucks, though.

I'm A Celebrity... Get Me On Tour! Andre Announces Dates

my mate and i will blates get tickets for the london date, we were expecting him to tour and promised each other we'd go
sadly...our friendship was based on a mutual love for peter andre when we were...9/10...and we never got to see him live

I'm A Celebrity... Get Me On Tour! Andre Announces Dates

"having your watercolour shown by tony hart"
and what is wrong with that exactly
i wish he'd put my art in his gallery

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