I'm A Celebrity... Get Me On Tour! Andre Announces Dates

Don't diss all the press. I'm a reporter for the mighty North Shropshire Chronicle (you probably all read it, being such a big name publication) and my scoop this week was that Chas and Dave may be coming to a town in our patch, followed by the likes of Cannon and Ball, Joe Pasquale and Jimmy Cricket.
You don't see that on the front page of The Sun eh...I've scooped the buggers there.

god help us.......I heard something about this guy have muscle removed from his arm to improve his chest...:/

a fine point, well made.

i believe he ate so many bananas that he fainted. hehe what a story.

It's interesting. People seem to have developed a great love for him in the relatively short amount of time it's been since he returned. It's been the greatest day of someone's life?
1. They can't have had a very interesting life.
2. Where are the rest of their plans?
What i believe i'm trying to say is that he's only been around 5 minutes on a cheap television show and he's already the most important thing in some people's lives. And they talk about him as if he were their friend. It's like when people talk about Eastenders, with the same seriousness as if it were real people.

yeah, but if the girl was on blue peter would you really expect her to have had an interesting life? i mean, meeting peter andre has to beat building an easter decoration from coloured paper and toilet rolls, having your watercolour shown by tony hart and winning against daddy at croquet.

most pop music is pretty good. dont soil pop's good name. "mysterious girl" is not a pop single, it's a fucking novelty record.
though i fear andre doesnt realise people are taking the piss when they ask if he's recording "insania". novelty record number two on its way?

on second thoughts, the easter decoration thing might be quite fun. i'm away to make a lifesize model of lou reed out of chicken wire and papier mache...

my mate and i will blates get tickets for the london date, we were expecting him to tour and promised each other we'd go
sadly...our friendship was based on a mutual love for peter andre when we were...9/10...and we never got to see him live