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Girls still Aloud: Harding's not quitting

Girls Aloud's Sarah Harding has countered press claims that she's quitting the group by posting a message on the band's official website.

Harding wrote the following at GirlsAloud.co.uk...

"Another week, another story about one of us supposedly quitting the band! Just wanted to reassure you that despite what you may have read in the press recently, there's no way I'm leaving Girls Aloud.

"We've just finished a brilliant tour and have loads of exciting stuff planned, so I'd be crazy to even think of going!

Love
Sarah x"

JUST ONE KISS? Right, that's it: GET OUT.

Real News?

Is there any?

I think I speak for everybody

when I say, Phew!

Which one's sarah?

...

blonde one, i think.

the rubbish one

who looks like a female impersonator.

isn't that

all of them?

You fuck right off

All of you. Any fucking bad words about our Chezza and you're all fucking for it.

i'd do all of them

except sarah

Sarah = actually night person

She's my friend's sister's best friend.

FACT.

you mean

the hideously tattooed wasp chewer?

sarah harding's the one

that looked best with her short, swept over hair in that slow ballad of theirs that goes "if you ever see the day / heartache leads astray"

cheryl tweedy is the one who goes out with ashley cole and looked most lush in the "love machine" video

nadine coyle used to be the best looking one during the first album phase, but has recently been overtaken by...

kimberly, who came into her own around the time of the "love actually" tie-in release that was "jump". as did

nicola (aka "the ginger one" - she has a name you know?), who has the best legs out of all of them

looks aside, it should also be noted that girls aloud have made approximately 87% of all the good pop music since the turn of the millennium...

and they could kick the shit out of "the like", who are just plain crapola on every level

My name rhymes with yours

and I like the cut of your jib. Let's date.

....

seriously though, my favourite bands are all noise/hardcore/drone yet i can't help but like these petulant bints. How have they managed this? its just fuckin odd.

because they is fit

well, you would, wouldn't you?

....

yes, yes i would.
But i'd feel dirty after.

^^^^^^^^

that GA description is the most hilarious post i've read today. hahaha

sorry bamos but...

i don't think i could handle going out with a fellow national, arab strap and art brut fan

that'd be like snogging a mirror?

I like your indepth analysis of GA

Actually, i just like GA

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