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Britney's got another in the oven

Sometime pop singer and seemingly full-time baby-maker Britney Spears is indeed preggers once more, so sayeth a source considering themselves close to the family.

The gossip rags have been full of is-she-or-isn't-she stories these past couple'a months (not that we read such things, you understand), but now Access Hollywood has reported that the star is five months t'other side of not up the duff.

That means she'll drop it in August. Sweaty.

Britney already has a son with second husband Kevin 'K-Fed' Federline (pictured with Spears), Sean Preston, who is not even a year old yet. She doesn't mess around, does she? Aspiring rapper Federline, meanwhile, has two children (aged 3 and 21 months) from a previous relationship, making this wee'un his fourth in all.

He'd best hope he gets some kind of decent record deal sooner rather than later, or it's back to Terry Towelling for these kids...

do you reckon her kids will have necks as thick as hers?

she's got a real tree trunk hasn't she?
HASN'T SHE?

she's going to learn

how to balance two children on her lap whilst driving.

one on each knee

would surely improve balnce, providing the young un fattens up QUICK

A Better Title

Oops! They Did It Again! would've had them rolling in the aisles.
Well, maybe not that far.
Aaaaanyway, quite a shock she's pregger again. I mean, have you SEEN those photos of her in those waste-of-trees rags like OK Magazine?
Sheesh. Talk about letting yourself go.

wow,

k-fed's a trigger happy kind of guy... 5 sprogs he fathered. beware world.

fair play to him

he is the us version of fran cosgrave....he has no talent and he ends up boffing one of the most desired women on the planet and puts himself in a position where, even if she gets tired of his trailer trash chavscum attitude...she will have to pay him 5 million to get him away from her and her sprogs

bastard!

shirley

'towelling'?

Yes

it's the same width as her head. Glad someone else noticed.

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