Are you sexy enough to take your skin off in public?
Are you over 18, and a member of either sex? If yes, then you may wish to venture along to ExCel, London, E16 this coming Saturday at 10am for open auditions for 'Something Beautiful'; the next Robbie Williams music video.
It's sure to be great.
Luckily, for all those on the Robbie Williams Eating Programme, the producers don't care about weight, height, colour or religious upbringing; though if you're Jewish the Saturday thing may be a problem.