Dance, Dance! But not to this, surely?
"Shoooogaaa we're goowiiin daaaaan" et fucking cetera: mainstream-conquering masters of all things mediocre Fall Out Boy have a new single winging its way chartwards. What's more, they've re-issued their Under The Cork Tree album this week. BUY TWICE SCHMEEMOS!
'Sugar, We're Goin' Down' breached the UK top ten like some kind of torpedo through a hull of cream crackers, annoying the absolute Christ out of daytime radio listeners and MTV-whatever viewers alike. 'Dance, Dance', released on April 17th, will almost certainly do likewise, so rabid are the band's fans for more crapola to waste their pocket money on. Speaking of fans, Fall Out Boy's MySpace page shows that they've over 750,000 'friends'. Holy eMother!
Jay-Z's a fan, apparently. Wow.
The new version of Under The Cork Tree features extra tracks, as you'd expect, and brand-new artwork. B-sides included are 'Snitches and Talkers Gets Stitches and Walkers', 'The Music Or The Misery' and 'My Heart Is The Worst Kind Of Weapon'.
For the love of rock and roll, can someone please end the existence of these fucks, today?
TOUR! (Sold out)
May
23 Manchester Apollo
24 London Brixton Academy
25 London Brixton Academy
26 Newport Newport Centre
27 Leeds Slam Dunk Festival, Millennium Square
29 Edinburgh Corn Exchange
30 Wolverhampton Civic Hall
Selfish C*nt
"My Heart Is The Worst Kind Of Weapon"
Is The Worst Kind Of Title
I Do
Get what they mean though. Could you imagine if someone gave you a heart to use as a weapon against someone with an AK-47?
I dare say in a very Alan Partridge type fashion i would say:
"My god, my heart IS the worst kind of weapon!"
well
the more of it the better.
and by that i mean
the more Fall Out Boy bashing the better. danged return keys
only 750,000 friends?
that's still only about 1% of the emo-massive myspace collective.
...
Lol @ fallout boy
hahahaha
i love the associated bands. very clever Mr Diver
I like Fall Out Boy.
The best of the new Scenemo bands
plop
I saw them for free once. I felt mighty cheated.
scenemo. hahaha
I'm just a notch in your bedpost, you're just a line in a song.
My boyfriend and I are hoping that Fall out boy are tongue-in-cheek, because if so then they're really funny.
lets pray they do a
test icicles and split. scene kids across the land will keel over and die in pools of their own miserable tears.ridding of us of them.hah.
Oh how I love Popbitch...
A quick note in Popbitch today about one member liking to get his wang out on webcam talks with teenage girls.
their fans look 'Scene' and ill
Chemo?! LOLz dEy iZ weL fiTz!
Who doesn't
I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM
Thanks Diver for a sane voice in a sea of peepee
WOW
that title makes me feel like cutting myself, or cutting out my heart!
Haha
they have 880,000 friends on Myspazz.
Plus they get like 4/5 comments every minute.
I 'get your point'
McROFL.
im listening to them
now. thats right, at this very moment. that dance dance song is really catchy.
im ashamed.
I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM
and they hate you...
f.o.b.
and you are SO musicly impaired! i like fall out boy, thank-you very much, and i don't enjoy wacthing other people making fun of GOOD bands!
p.s. what kind of word is rubbish?!?! nobody says that word anymore, atleast not in the good old U.S.!
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