Jesus He knows him, so don't take the mick out of Phil Collins' great new idea...
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Phil Collins was once in Genesis. He is quite short. He also thinks he's wanting to follow Rod Stewart, a similarly old musician fellow, into the world of the theatre. Daaaaahling.
Collins is writing a stage show based on his songs from the past however many years - yeah, even that one that Disturbed covered so God-awfully. Really, if Collins does know Jesus, you'd think he'd have had words about that.
""I really like the idea of my music appearing in the West End nightly," sayeth Collins, who's face is present in every Blockbuster store's bargain bin, staring out from eighteen copies of Buster still there despite their £1.99 price tag. Inspiration hit him when he was working on the soundtrack to a Broadway version of Tarzan. Yes, the man what lives in the jungle.Gosh, today's awful for news, isn't it?
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disturbed covered a phil collins song?
i thought their tears for fears cover was bad enough.
it's NONCE-SENSE.
really.
I don't believe half of these bulletins
"My Latest Novel" *snort*
uuurgh!
you know what would be the icing on the cack? get ben cunting elton to write the words, well all the bits that don't go "oo-ooo-oh". i heard one of his songs in the co-op yesterday and its insipid blandness made me crush a tin of beans using just my bare hands, I was so angry.
phil collins eats old man's cock!
eh?
I CAN FEEL IT IN THE FUCKING AIR TOOOO-WA-A-A-A.
i like phil collins
so you can all fuck off
BOUM!
Whenever I hear anything
about Phil Collins I always think of the Timmy episode of south park.
"I used to be in a band once, Genesis! But they kept holding me back! holding me back! Now i'm solo I write REALLY GREAT songs!"
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The picture reminds me of Smith and Jones
Last December I saw...
... Phil Collins 3 doing a set of Phil Collins covers - it wasn't as hilarious as it could have been - basically just regular Phil Collins 3 noise with the occasional Phil Collins lyric thrown in, but nonetheless, they got a number of "HOO HAR"s and "OI OI"s into a selection of his classics, and AckAckAck did a version of The Beastie Boys "Sabotage". If you aren't from Brighton you probably haven't a clue what I'm on about. I guess the moral of the story is "come to Brighton".
The man
is a genius.
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