Bourne to rant: Son Of Dorker doesn't like Potter one bit

Radcliffe is a crap actor.

I don't understand him slagging him off for being Harry Potter though. It's more of an achivement than being in Son of Dork...

of Basil Brush having a pop at Sooty" made me laugh out loud! Genius, and scarily accurate!

same effect on me. They needed column space so they asked Bourne to say something stupid.

how the fuck could ANYONE even consider Basil Brush being even in the same league as Sooty?

Sooty is 'Old League 1'. Basil Brush is Didcot Social League.

ha ha ha, could that mean they're controlled by old man hands up their rectal passages?

derek fowlds...i'll never think of you in the same way again...

so, so dissapointed

Daniel Radcliffe is that no-one has yet told him sex pistols aren't reaaally a punk band. hell, sid couldn't actually play his instrument, i dunno why he's talking this rubbish.

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James in an amazing musician and an amazing person. I'm a friend of Bourne's and it is TOTALLY out of character for him to say that - but if Daniel has been slagging the band that James writes songs for i think he deserves it.

James' biggest hate is when people claim that he (or bands he writes for) do not play their instruments when they DO.

But even so, the comment from Daniel mustve been a LOT worse for James to say that, either that or the British Press have sunk to a new low...

I think you're the youngest person I've ever called a cunt.

I've never really understood the stigma around writing your own stuff/playing your instruments though - surely the acid test is if the music you are in some way involved in is good or not?

The fact that James Bourne claims to write his own music is stupid because all he isclaiming to be is the writer of shit songs - which anybody can do.

A quick recap of Bourne then: A twat who sings in a fake accent, wears stupid clothes, dyes his hair, supports the Tory party, criticises Harry Potter for column inches and complained about Charlie when Busted split up because he could have 'milked' it for longer.

Nice guy.

He also needs to brush his fucking teeth.

It was Charlie who supported the Tories, although because he's now in a 'cool' alternative band no one cares. After all as long as you're into indie rock, it probably wouldn't bother you folks if he'd killed a couple of jews or raped your mum. Oh the humanity.

First off, McFly SUCKS. Radcliffe is right.
And second, Radcliffe actually doesn't suck, he's original not another clone, unlike Bourne.
And finally, Yes. He did like the Sex Pistols first so get the fuck over yourself Bourne!

So my therapist tells me.

If I had kids I bet they would listen to Dork (4-11 in age).

And then it would be onto Slipknot.

In their later years they will probably have an appreciation for Dylan and maybe the Doobie Brothers or the Doolies.

We can forgive the kids. but this Bourne chappie seems to want to perform a kind of musical genocide.

Busted, Mcfly etc, two words, Les Mcewan.

They're both gonna go off the rails once they hit puberty. They'll be snorting coke off Thai ladyboys, or injecting in McDonalds toilets. Or perhaps work in HMV instead. Either way, it's all going to go a bit "Diff'rent Strokes."

was a bit of filler really, it should have read 'dyeing your hair in such a crap manner' if I was thinking properly.

I odn't think my 'rant' was nonsensical at all. Just pointing out all the things that irk me about him so much. The story about him whinging when Busted split up just showed somebody who held his fans in such contempt.

Also: 'If anyone could write busted/mcfly songs why aren't they all doing it and cashing in?' - Well, they are aren't they?

:S have u even seen bourne's teeth?

If he wasnt in music he'd be doing colgate commercials :S