Dirty Fergie: Black-Eyed Pea pishes herself

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by Mike Diver [Edit this content] ▾ 29 comments 14:32 December 6th, 2005

ROFL Harris Tweed.

Black Eyed Peas singer lady Fergie - watch out for her hump - has confessed to peeing herself on stage. Like we'd make 24-carat shit like this up...

"My bladder just started... you know. Somebody brought out these champagne bottles because it was the New Year, and I basically opened one up and squirted it all over myself, so nobody would notice," she said of an early show with the rap group in Australia, where the forces of nature overpowered her ability to 'tie a knot in it'. If such an expression can apply to ladies, that is.

"It was a very memorable Pea experience," she added. A similar report from another show can be read here.

"ÜBER-LOL" is pretty much all we(e) can add.

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LOLOLOLOLOL

ROFL

She said 'Pea'.

james_delve | 6 Dec '05, 14:33 | X | Reply

well that's my day made.

thanks.

Panic | 6 Dec '05, 14:36 | X | Reply

My God

they do appear to be standing in a huge puddle of pee in that photo. it obviously happens a lot

grundylezimbra | 6 Dec '05, 14:39 | X | Reply

oh

as embarrassing as this is.. i saw the picture of the event once in (my ex-girlfriends copy of) Heat

*shame*

benmarwood | 6 Dec '05, 14:42 | X | Reply

I blame Louis Walsh

james_delve @27_shots | 6 Dec '05, 14:51 | X | Reply

that comment

is totally walsh.

Mike_Diver @james_delve | 6 Dec '05, 14:57 | X | Reply

Are you guys

done yet?

Mike_Diver @SimonCowell | 6 Dec '05, 15:16 | X | Reply

ahahahaw

thats so good im going to cry.

ralphcore @JAMESM | 6 Dec '05, 15:16 | X | Reply

so funny

that i'm about to piss myelf.

keiths_tele @ralphcore | 6 Dec '05, 15:17 | X | Reply

Filthy bitch.

I hate the Black Eyed Peas anyway and Fergie gets on my nerves, ANYONE who sings a song about "myhuh" has got it coming.

Psyche @im_paul | 7 Dec '05, 09:49 | X | Reply

If you were

Louis Walsh, wouldn't you be so embarrassed to be Louis Walsh? I would, I'd cry and cry. I'd be super-embarrassed to be Sharon Osborne too.

But... If I was Simon Cowell I'd be smug, as smugness is his very essence.

lynnabeth @LouisWalsh | 7 Dec '05, 14:49 | X | Reply

didn't

this happen about three months ago? Or is it just me?

KayB | 7 Dec '05, 22:29 | X | Reply

Fergie sucks

BEP used to be the best thing since adult diapers. Now the suck the big one. The pants pissing skanky californian bitch allows the boys about three words in each track then stands in front of everyone pissing all the way.