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Want to have Vincent Gallo's baby?
_kp_ by Kate Price November 7th, 2005

New merchandise on the Vincent Gallo website allows fans to have a go at conceiving the director/muscian/actor/kingofcool's child.

For a mere $1 million, you could snap up a helping of Gallo love juice for in-vitrio fertilization.

According to the site: "Mr. Gallo will supply sperm for as many attempts as it takes to complete a successful fertilization and successful delivery."

For those of you who might feel uncomfortable with artificial insemination, Gallo offers another option: "If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself."

Gallo then goes on to describe himself, his errr.. manhood and his target clientele: "Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions... Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration." The advert continues: "In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount."

Is this for real? Quite possibly...

To read the whole of this advert, and indeed to buy Vincent Gallo's sperm, visit the VG merchandise site.



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