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Robert Pattinson to play Kurt Cobain in biopic?

Never did we think there'd be a day when SEVERAL of our news stories were NICKED from The Sun, but today is just that day. Following the news that Blur are to release a new single, the news comes to us that Twilight Star Robert Pattinson is due to play Kurt Cobain in a film of the singer's life.

According to the story in the paper, R-PAX has been on the ol' dog and bone with Courtney Love who, for some unfathomable reason, has been given a 'key role' in the production of the biopic, tentatively titled All Apologies, after the Nirvana song, obviously. Though I say it's unfathomable, it's quite clear why Courtney has been given such responsibility, isn't it?

The report also claims that Love wants Scarlett Johansson to play her in the film. Interesting. An unnamed source, again, said (caps those of The Sun):

"This is a big money deal for Courtney. She has agreed to the film on condition that she gets to decide the main aspects of the project including director, casting, screenplay and music.

"Robert has been calling and emailing her non-stop. She has been a bit wound up by his manners, but he is her number one choice to play Kurt. She is adamant Scarlett will play her. Scarlett is friendly with FRANCES BEAN, her daughter with Kurt."

Will this be the next in a long-ish line of Nirvana and Cobain based films which have been shelved? Let's hope so. A movie like this not what the world needs right now. The facial similarities between R-PAX and Kurt are there for all to see, though, both of Irish stock, both...um...having that designer stubble.

Oh, god.

Having said that,

why is it a film that the world doesn't need right now?

Because it would probably be quite rubbish.

Not in any overall, over-arching concept of worthiness. I'd probably rather see it than plenty of other films, but y'know, I'd rather it not be made at all.

there is absolutely no need for it to be made

other than an attempt by Courtney to quash the murder rumours.

Pattison does Cobain?? Underage emo girl wank bank.

Courtney's got a big hit for herself, huh?

I'm a big fan of Our Court, but I'd be more inclined to cast Daniella Westbrook as her. Brittany Murphy should've actually got the job, but she went and died and missed her chance. Might as well shut down production on this film for that reason alone...

But yeah, we don't need this and I'm not quite sure why. Aside from, y'know, it probably being utter shit. I think overall it'd just be really embarrassing and hard to watch, mostly because Nirvana is already really well documented in documentaries and footage and MTV stuff and all that. We know how the story goes, we (or quite a lot of us) were there. I don't want to see some fakers re-doing the whole thing for some bucks. Or something like that.

Scarlett Johansson

haha, oh dear. This whole thing sounds horrible.

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