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What They Gunner Do? Jay-Z an Arsenal fan, apparently

Surprised as you may be to hear that Jay-Z has an interest in English association football, it appears to be true. At least superficially. Perhaps like Usain Bolt saying he's a Man United fan. And he's an Arsenal fan, despite recent claims that he supported the Global Big Time Superstars that make up Manchester City (via NME.com).

In an interview with Arsenal Magazine, he cleared the whole thing up, obviously, stressing that he never supported City in the first place. Thank god for that. He said:

"After that game the press started reporting that I was a Manchester City fan, I am really glad all that has been cleared up and that everybody in the UK knows that I am an Arsenal fan."

Everybody in the UK? You may be overestimating your reach, Mr Carter. But why Arsenal? When it comes down to it, what player would endear a man to a football team more than Thierry Henry? Kevin Davies? Gary Neville? I think not.

"It was about five years ago now...when Thierry Henry was at the club I saw him play and I just thought he was an amazing player. Ever since then I have been a big fan of the club, following you guys, and still today you play the beautiful football that Thierry did. I think he had a real long term-effect on the team."

"I don't know if there are any fans in the current team, but if there are they would be more than welcome to come to my next concert when I am over in London. They can come and see me do my work, and then I will come and see them do their work."

If you have any idea what modern football players listen to through those gigantic headphones, then it'd be greatly appreciated. And yes, Marcus Hanneman is excluded from this as everyone knows he's friends with Tool or something. I reckon Frank Lampard is quite into his Doomcore.

He also didn't rule out the possibility - never much to go on, but still - of buying a stake in the club if "the opportunity presented itself". Which seems fairly unlikely at the moment. He'll probably have to stop collaborating with J. Cole for the Arsenal fans to truly take to him.

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Of course he is - all African-Americans are Arsenal fans. Arsenal is the team of the brothers. Spike Lee will tell you this.

Footballers as bands please...

Gary Neu!ville
Roman Pavementlychenko
Fabio Capdownpello
Mat-the-drive-in Upson

here we go...a compilation from my friends

emmanuel adebayorcodenameis:milo
Matt LeTigressier
les savy ferdinand
alan the smiths
roberto carlos campesinos
lily allen thuram
tony yeboah radleys
martin keona lewis
franck lebouffalo springfield
meet me in st louis saha
belle and sebastien frey
pet chopra boys
queens of the ian woan age
gary speed you black emperor
emilli vanilli heskey
the rolling steve stones
REMerson thoma
emerson, lake and carlton palmer
electric dwight yorkestra
paul peschi-so solid crew
The James Beattieles
Lucas Neil Young
HIM Cahill
mark hughesy lewis and the news
Kasey R Keller
Brian youth McBride-gade
the Kinks-ladze
the mathieu fl-Animals
William Gallas Knight
Adam Antbonlahor
Alvaro ABBAloa
Clinton Morrison Day and The Time
The Aaron/Neil Lennonheads
Bootsy Collins John
Shola Ama-obi
Niko Kranjcar Rule
Franck Queudroobie Brothers
DNAcer Barazite
cesc pistols
pink floyd hasselbaink
john harley and the wailers
the chris eagles
earth wind and myhre
zizou top
sly and the family steve stone
ens Lehmann or Astro-mann?
Antti-Flag Niemi
Edwin van der Starsailor
Ronaldinhoko Ono
JME carragher
Luca Tony Toni Tone
Sol(ja boy tell em) Campbell
Nwankwo Kano
Theodore Unit Walcott
Emile Eski
joe hartless crew
mike wiley
alien anton ferdinand farm
taribo westlife
steve bruce springsteen
ian van dahl tomasson
Alkaline Theo Walcott
Reggie Blinker 182
Dropkick Danny Murphys
Mark Bright Eyes
The Sylvain Distillers
Ironaldo Maiden
Jimi Hendrix Larsson
Alessandro Madnessta
Marvin Tugaye
Massimo Park Oddo
Public Bellamy
Tiger Nick Barmby
Celine Dion Dublin
Gary Kelis
Fire Bergkamp
British Seaman Power
Gary Lightspeed Champion
Faustina Turner Asprilla
Youri Son of Djorkaeff
Kieron Dyer Straits
Arctic Ken Monkous
Stewart System of a Downing
Ashley Young Knives
Marlon Kings of Leon
Jose Gonzalez Mourinho
Billy Talent Davies
Peter Fear Factory
Vinnie Jonestown Massacre
Neil Sulli-van 3000
Robbie Early November
Ben That-chamillionaire
Efan Ekoku-per temple clause
John Fashanu Found Glory
john bon jobi macanuff
Alex is on Fire
Maximo Ji Sun Park
David Weir Scientists
Miguel Angels and Airwaves Nadal

there's more...

very good!

but you forgot...

Rival Scholes

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