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Who will manage me now? (Your mum!)

Man who gives megalomaniacs a run for their money: Morrissey, has parted ways with his management, but never fear Holy Moly have a rather good suggestion for Mozza...

News of Morrissey parting ways with ie:music, who manage amongst others Robbie Williams, was all over the place yesterday but it's taken until now for anyone to come up with a good alternative. Holy Moly have suggested he should do an Usher and work with his mum.

It's a wise suggestion but surely he'll have seen what happened when Charlotte Church had to sack her mother?

DiScuss: is this news? Would you manage Mozza? Yes, no... oh okay maybe this was an just excuse to use that godawful headline, although please do insert better suggestions below...

Heaven Knows I'm Managerless Now

?

Awful

Yes.

OH DEAR

*Manageable

?

Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Managed Me

Big Mananger Strikes Again
The Manager is Dead

Her Son Is Now?

Everyday Is Like Mumday

Youre the one for me Mammy

Bed time now. x

MUM IS MANAGEMENT

*spang*

Some pop stars mothers

are better managers than other pop stars mothers

Oh mother, I can feel

you're loyal working is keeping me fed.

ugh

that punctuation was correct then I changed the words around.

Manager on the guillotine.

For a second i was feeling quite pleased with myself.

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