Soft Uffie motorbike porn, anyone?
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While you're hear?
A play on words or a spelling mistake?
Benefit of the doubt granted.
Bravo.
surely the best bit
is the way the beer bottle is censored at the end
says lotz about middle america and stuff, huh?
Uffie you sexy little minx
lets get BOCKWILD
FAST. EDITING. HURTING.
I'm sure theres worth content in here, but:
1) I can't be arsed with the A-Level Media Studies production values
2) Uffie shouldn't have died her hair. Mainly cause shes making me pine for an ex.
this has made me think three things
1.fast cuts suck
2.leo fitzpatrick, you're a brilliant actor, what the fuck are you doing slumming it like this?
3.leo fitzpatrick, you got to hang out with mmmmmm, uffie, drool, for a day. i understand perfectly why you're slumming it like this.
i'd like to say
that this is the shittest thing i've ever seen or heard, but that agyness deyn video still trumps it.
i also
said this. silly Uff.
Shame about the song
where's the mute button?
I watched it wth the sound off
she's so purrdy...
the bit where she is stretched between two motorbikes made me laugh mind, it looks like she is in a sexy bike accident in that bit hahha :)
15 seconds in and no Uffie porn.
Borednowthanxbye.
Why does everything Uffie does sound exactly the same?
Why does she always say her own name?
Why is she such a fucking twat?
I hate her so much. I'm so glad that pretty much no-one in either England or America gives two fucks about her, and that her only fans are Europeans who have about as much of a clue about popular culture as my grandad.
technical difficulties apparently
shame, i love porn
your grandad likes the magic mystery tour.
i remember great facts.
Although...
this video does make me want to have sex with Uffie, it doesn't really make me want to buy a Ducati. Fail.
this girl has possibly the most annoying voice i've ever heard
i like her louboutins though
That was......
disappointing.
Uffie
may be one of the worst rappers of all time but somehow I can't hate her. She's useless but adorable.
Like a well meaning child you fails at everything?
Does it sound the same
because youve heard it before?
Feadz, her dj/ex boyfriend (so possibly not her dj anymore) is sick as fuck.
I love most Ed Banger/French electro stuff
But Uffie is total wastegash.
Wisely, I ensured the sound was muted before playing this video.
Nothing puts you off your stroke quite like *hearing* Uffie, after all.
So...
It's a video of a photo shoot for Intersection magazine (Dazed meets Autosport...gettttit?) and the videos were taken by Mr. Leo 'oh I wish I was still on The Wire' Fitzpatrick?
It's like a marketer's wet dream.
thanks
i just had a seizure
I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING
VIRGIN SURGEON
Just like
Georgie Thompson on Sky Sports News.
Uffie is very pretty, but I don't want to hear her shoddy rapping.
Georgie is very pretty, but I don't want to hear her talk about how well the MK Dons are doing.
Let's get
George Pringle straddling a skoda in response!!!!
yeah, don't get it.
i don't like Uffie, when i saw her live she was godawful, all she seems to do is say her name and then say 'fuck'.
She's pretty
But she can't rap.
Exactly
Ha.
What the heck is this utter, utter trash?
Awfully paced editing.


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