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Soft Uffie motorbike porn, anyone?

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Video: Uffie does Ducati

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While you're hear?

A play on words or a spelling mistake?

Benefit of the doubt granted.

Bravo.

surely the best bit

is the way the beer bottle is censored at the end

says lotz about middle america and stuff, huh?

Uffie you sexy little minx

lets get BOCKWILD

Help.

FAST. EDITING. HURTING.

I'm sure theres worth content in here, but:

1) I can't be arsed with the A-Level Media Studies production values
2) Uffie shouldn't have died her hair. Mainly cause shes making me pine for an ex.

this has made me think three things

1.fast cuts suck
2.leo fitzpatrick, you're a brilliant actor, what the fuck are you doing slumming it like this?
3.leo fitzpatrick, you got to hang out with mmmmmm, uffie, drool, for a day. i understand perfectly why you're slumming it like this.

i'd like to say

that this is the shittest thing i've ever seen or heard, but that agyness deyn video still trumps it.

i also

said this. silly Uff.

Shame about the song

where's the mute button?

^this

I watched it wth the sound off

she's so purrdy...

the bit where she is stretched between two motorbikes made me laugh mind, it looks like she is in a sexy bike accident in that bit hahha :)

15 seconds in and no Uffie porn.

Borednowthanxbye.

Why does everything Uffie does sound exactly the same?

Why does she always say her own name?

Why is she such a fucking twat?

I hate her so much. I'm so glad that pretty much no-one in either England or America gives two fucks about her, and that her only fans are Europeans who have about as much of a clue about popular culture as my grandad.

technical difficulties apparently

shame, i love porn

i mean bikes

your grandad likes the magic mystery tour.

i remember great facts.

such total vikram music.

Although...

this video does make me want to have sex with Uffie, it doesn't really make me want to buy a Ducati. Fail.

this girl has possibly the most annoying voice i've ever heard

i like her louboutins though

That was......

disappointing.

Uffie

may be one of the worst rappers of all time but somehow I can't hate her. She's useless but adorable.

Like a well meaning child you fails at everything?

Does it sound the same

because youve heard it before?

Feadz, her dj/ex boyfriend (so possibly not her dj anymore) is sick as fuck.

I love most Ed Banger/French electro stuff

But Uffie is total wastegash.

Wisely, I ensured the sound was muted before playing this video.

Nothing puts you off your stroke quite like *hearing* Uffie, after all.

I've seen her nakeder

So...

It's a video of a photo shoot for Intersection magazine (Dazed meets Autosport...gettttit?) and the videos were taken by Mr. Leo 'oh I wish I was still on The Wire' Fitzpatrick?

It's like a marketer's wet dream.

links

STEVEHOLT

thanks

i just had a seizure

0/10

I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING

VIRGIN SURGEON

Just like

Georgie Thompson on Sky Sports News.

Uffie is very pretty, but I don't want to hear her shoddy rapping.

Georgie is very pretty, but I don't want to hear her talk about how well the MK Dons are doing.

hipsterrunoff.com

:O

Let's get

George Pringle straddling a skoda in response!!!!

yeah, don't get it.

i don't like Uffie, when i saw her live she was godawful, all she seems to do is say her name and then say 'fuck'.

She's pretty

But she can't rap.

Exactly

Ha.

What the heck is this utter, utter trash?

Awfully paced editing.

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