Britain's second greatest cultural icon records new album

was recording an album from that headline.

David Attenbrough? Cultural icon? What's cultural about being in documentaries? And Morrissey shouldn't be on that list. a) because he's a national socialist and b) because his solo career and a large selection of the Smiths' stuff is below average.

stupid fat prick. Not funny. He's literally just hanging around famous people, like a shameless dogturd, stuck to the sole of a shoe.

That song is pretty much directionless, I wouldn't find myself remembering it after one listen or humming it all day, and yet I just feel completely comfortable and happy listening to it, and I still think it's a thousand times better than the hook-driven indie-pop shit floating around at the moment. He's just class.

Jerry Finn? Will he be doing dick jokes?

Has got to be a single.

Here's hoping the rest is up to snuff.

songs previewed in Strasbourg, and they sound bloody good. I am very excited about this album!

the song all you need is me (which is on the greatest hits) has one of the finest outros (if that is what you call it) of a song I have heard in ages. Perfect Morrissey, and true to the core!

it's a thin line with Morrissey fans.

The last 30-secs or so really do make that song.

Practically every spoof nature film ever done includes the "David Attenbourgh" voice over, I would say he's permeated popular culture in almost the entire english speaking world in that respect.
Still maybe not number one though.