WIN! Signed reissue of Mogwai’s Young Team debut

THE END OF DOOM

Pandora's box, sealing it shut. No more evils, just the level of evil we have right now. I think that might be okay. We might be able to live with that.

This answer assumes that all Greek stories are true and BY ZUES they are!

she loves boxes. i would put her in a box and then she could kick the living daylight out of it, which is what she tends to do untill she gets tired.

given the chance i would box the bloke on the train who was beating up his wife, and then started to hit me when i stepped in on tuesday night. Thanks for that moron.

by giving a shit answer :(

...the bloke who was kinda cheeky and homophobic to me on 'ere. C'mon mate, lets fuckin' ave ya!!!

(Er....am a big pacifist really and would more likely give the aforementioned fellow a kiss. Can I get the CD?)

that pesky fecker keeps on trying to kill me >:-|

seal, and hide away a large amount of stock answers to these sort of random questions, so that I wouldn't waste half my day trying to think of something both original and amusing.

either that, or I'd Box Fresh.

two signed copies?

And evacuate.

the most despicable war criminals on the planet then send the aforementioned box into a volcano. Obviously this includes most of the White House.

Ooh, political.

An Ox, live and direct from Fort Knox

of superior responses (boxing v. boxing, an actual longish poem, an answer that has ALREADY cleverly acknowledged the superior responses) i'd box up my anxieties and move on to living a happy and successful life.

(not to get rid of them of course, just to keep them in check. I could maybe leak them out a bit every now and then to relieve the pressure)

Good competition - prize AND question.

a collection of sedimentary rocks.

and swap them for a 'time capsule' buried in the Blue Peter garden, as a nice 'suprise' for future generations.

timberlake.

for alliterative purposes.

a french man

sarah jessica parker's face and save it for a barbeque day

martin keown, tony adams, lee dixon and nigel winterburn

simultaneously, as clearly i wouldn't have any choice. Prolly take yers though.

i'd box up all the crashing post rock bores who think Mogwai are anything more than monochrome guitar picking buttfucks with expensive guitar pedals and the most rudimentary compositional sense since the Ramones. Then i'd stick the box on an island in the middle of the Pacific, preferably near a nuclear testing site

for not being a patch on Enola Gay, in spite of the fact that it was written from great subject matter (the beautiful Louise Brookes).

box a cleverer box than a clever boxer could box