Dusty MORers The Eagles will play a one-off private show in London and have set ticket prices at the lamentably high price of £950.
The band hope to attract 2,300 mugs - all of whom work in the music industry - to their performance at the 02 Arena's Indigo2 venue on October 31st.
Described as a "once in a lifetime gig" - presumably because the band members hate each other so much it'll never happen again - a sell-out crowd would pump £2,185,000 into the band's wheezing coffers.
It's invite only, so if your money isn't good enough you won't be going. Sorry.