'I will behead these whores': Britney and Madonna provoke ire of Islam
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A Palestinian terror group have threatened to behead Madonna and Britney Spears, claiming they're spreading "satanic culture against Islam".
The views came courtesy of terror group The Popular Resistance Committees. They were expressed by senior figure Muhammad Abdel-Al in snappily-titled new tome Schmoozing With Terrorists: From Hollywood to the Holy Land Jihadists Reveal their Global Plans - to a Jew!.
No... that's gone right over my head.
Knee jerk:
“If I meet these whores I will have the honour - I repeat, I will have the honour - to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam.”
An obvious, if slightly uncreative, solution.
More from Abdel-Al: “If these two prostitutes keep doing what they are doing, we of course will punish them."
Madonna and Guy Ritchie will head to Israel in the next few days to celebrate the Jewish New Year.
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fuck off
just fuck off.
I love how
they want to kill anyone who offends them but they have no problem offending others.
It's incredible narcissistic too
"if they keep spreading their Satanic culture against Islam"
I'm pretty sure neither Spears nor Madonna ever thinks "I'll doing this in order to piss Islam off".
are they actually
tonguing in that picture? looks like britney is.
anyway, a picture like that is surely only sent from heaven, rather than satan
"I will have the honour - to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears"
I like the idea that more people will then cut their heads off...
Maybe
They're both like that corner-shop alien in Men In Black that grows its own head back.
Now THAT I would like to see...
Ive no problems
with them cutting Madonnas head off as she will do anything to promotote her flagging career.Plus she is really annoying.Britney we can keep.
These terrorists are getting really dull
It's all blowing stuff up and beheading people etc etc
It's getting predictable, think outside the box guys.
But go ahead and kill them both by all means.
I'll bet the guy from the Popular Resistance Committees
was rubbing his groin when he said that.
Beardy pervert.
but surely they have a right to free speech...
but madonna and britney have rights...
does not compute! the world is black and white!
daisy daisy... give... me your...... answer... dooooooooo.
wha?
I'm pretty sure Madonna doesn't sit in her secret lair plotting against Islam, although she might be building an army of adopted children to overthrow Islam. So who knows...?
Popular Resistance Committees
Not that popular; I'd never heard of them.
It doesn't really work, claiming to be a Muslim and then coming out with the kind of gibberish people only spout when they're pissed...
Reasonable
point of view. Well expressed. What's everybody getting excited about?
He's clearly just seen...
the MTV performance. I mean, whatdya 'spect? Dude's just jumping on the bandwagon.
Amazingly
The book is even listed on Amazon... i'm tempted to find a copy, it sounds fucking hilarious.
such a non story
there is an old guy down the road from me... he wants to do worse things to them than that... go get his story.. oh.. he doesnt have a religion or anything btw.
Islam is a peaceful religion.
Anyone who disagrees is a totally ignorant prick, who reads the Daily Mail and likes the BNP.
Sorry.
Islam is a fucking cunthole of a religion.
Anyone who disagrees is a totally ignorant prick.
HaLOL!
.
Britney's new stylist......
helps her break into the notoriously tough Middle East territory:
I like Muslims
on the whole,there just another religion made up of some nice and some er not so nice people, its just the twattish ones who get this attention. Saira Khan from the apprentice was ace and really nice. I bet she owns a Madonna Album.
Having said that I like Rock music and drinking and chicks so the Jihadists will be after me if they ever get into any sort of power. But I don't care, my ancestors were running round the peatbogs of Ireland cutting each others heads off and getting shitfaced long before Allah was even heard of. Thats the thing with Religions there only about 2000 years old and people liked drinking and fucking even then.
LOL
THIS YOUTUBER MUST BE PUNISHED
can i get
an Alu akbar?
Alu
akbar, gentille alu akbar, alu akbar, je te plumerie.
that's it isnt it?
anyone incapable
of seeing the grey areas between those two extremes is a totally ignorant prick.
islam?
Never heard of it.
the terrorists
would of been better if they added their insults to an accompanying song, a rap over some middle eastern beats
Just a bunch
of those who want some publicity.
That made me laugh
Me me me! Let me be second. Now if I can just find someone to have the honour of being the first one to reconnect their heads to their bodies...
On a related note........
'I Will Behead These Whores'
Now, there's a snappy potential band/album name right there!
Brian: "Are you the Popular Resistance Committees?"
Muhammad Abdel-Al:" Fuck off, we're the Peoples' Popular Resistance Front!"
Damn it!
You beat me to it!
.
Could we perhaps all form orderly queues for beheading rubbish pop people? Line them up at a fair and charge 50p a go?
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