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'She Moved': R Kelly back out the closet

ssssamuel by zzzzzz zzzzzz [Edit this content] ▾ 21 comments 16:28 July 26th, 2007
Trapped

"I'm sorry, girl, but that ho was me..."

This was how we were left twelve episodes in. Only so often can Beckett, Pinter and Phil Redmond be knocked from their pedestal but with news that R Kelly is to bolster the tap-drip phenomenon that is Lost In The Closet with ten new episodes all expect to be left cliffhung like never before. Again. The greatest hip-hopera of all time, detailing the pursuits of lead character Sylvester, will now boast 22 episodes with Kelly introducing elderly guttish gentleman Randolph and a preacher to the foray.

233,000 copies of the DVD have sold in the US, gobs-agape at the tender dramatisation of Chuck and Rufus's confused relationship.

Does this not dull all the accusations of clumsyhanded sexual philandering somewhat?

Below: R Kelly's recent collaboration with Usher

R Kelly

Such a cunt.

He needs a slap.

wrightylew | 26 Jul '07, 16:43 | X | Reply

Can't wait

Twan might well be the most amazing fictional character of our time.

jedeteste @Subwoofer | 26 Jul '07, 16:46 | X | Reply

Prick

You've clearly never seen Trapped in the closet.

jedeteste @wrightylew | 26 Jul '07, 16:54 | X | Reply

i'm here down at the scene Tom

and P Diddy and Tom Cruise are now BOTH in the closet..

benmarwood | 26 Jul '07, 17:08 | X | Reply

Is R kelly actually in on this?

I thought it was taking the piss out of him and the fact every one of his songs sounds the same?

However...

'Bitch move, She moved!'

Phil9064 | 26 Jul '07, 17:11 | X | Reply

Phil9064:

You clearly don't have the faintest idea about R Kelly. Twat.

jedeteste @Phil9064 | 26 Jul '07, 17:22 | X | Reply

IS A MIDGET!!!!

(midget)
(midget)
(midget)

Omgz1one @Fallout_at_the_Boy | 26 Jul '07, 17:27 | X | Reply

^5

:D

blaaast @benmarwood | 26 Jul '07, 17:28 | X | Reply

The midget faints again!

Woop woop, great news. Hopefully it will include another directors commentary as well. Does anyone know if all the main characters are still in it such as Omar from the Wire and Big Man?

black_rooster @jedeteste | 26 Jul '07, 17:37 | X | Reply

Could well

be the best name as well.

black_rooster @jedeteste | 26 Jul '07, 17:40 | X | Reply

YES!

Trapped in the Closet is actually, actually amazing.

danger | 26 Jul '07, 19:34 | X | Reply

regardless of what he has done away from music

the man is a bit of a genius, and i look forward very much to watching this

pieces_of_reece | 26 Jul '07, 21:45 | X | Reply

I still can't believe

how he can get away with peeing on a 12 year old girl and still manage to be a wholesome artist in america hanging out with the likes of Usher and Wayne Brady, the wholesomest of the bunch

'Is Wayne Brady gotta choke a bitch?'

jon_davies01 @pieces_of_reece | 27 Jul '07, 00:07 | X | Reply

to be fair..

she didn't look 12.

el_clash_combo @jon_davies01 | 27 Jul '07, 01:19 | X | Reply

trapped in the closet

is so genius, YAY for more

ithica @el_clash_combo | 27 Jul '07, 01:23 | X | Reply

The love of my life

AND MY POTENTIAL WIFE

Jambo31 @mr_matt | 27 Jul '07, 09:46 | X | Reply

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