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Homme: dwarf tossing a career highlight

Queens Of The Stone Age frontman Josh Homme has announced his bizaare career highlight so far - dancing onstage with a dwarf.

The singer, 6’ 4”, enjoyed the momentous occasion when an overzealous fan tossed a dwarf onstage at a concert a few years back. Sources have confirmed that the stage invader in question was neither a child nor far off in the distance.

Homme said: "I remember one time when somebody threw a dwarf on stage. That was pretty weird. He got up and started to dance, while I just lost my shit laughing.

"Then he tried to jump back in the crowd and he fell off the monitor and went crashing headfirst into the security barrier."

QOTSA will play the T In The Park festival this weekend (June 6-8).

there is...

... no situation in the world where adding a dwarf in the mix doesn't make it better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg

I think this corroborates that statement beyond all reasonable doubt.

I was running...

... through the tube late one night with an equally shitfaced mate. Going in the same direction as us were two guys and a female dwarf. We all had to pass a seated hairy busker. As the dwarf lady got close to him, she suddenly jumped him and ruffled his hair and was a berserk firework in his lap. The look of surprise on this guy's face was incredible. My mate and i just collapsed with incredulity.

I was leaving the cinema

after watching Big Fish (quite a bizarrely surreal film if you've never heard of it) and saw 2 dwarves in the car park. I wasn't totally sure if the film had ended or not.

A reward for the...

first video link of this incident

Josh is no way 6ft 4

He's fricking massive.

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