Keane's Tom Chaplin: "I was no lightweight"
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Keane's Tom Chaplin - who was treated for drug addiction and depression last year - has told Q magazine that, basically, he could out-drink shit-swaggering faux-Manc cunts Kasabian.
Speaking to the popular glossy about his time at The Priory, Chaplin - face, pictured - said:
"It felt like I'd joined a cult. It was like being brainwashed. I dunno, I'm probably just as fucked as when I went in there."
He then commented on Kasabian, who have gone on record as believing that Chaplin's recounting of his time in rehab is just a cry for publicity:
"If you pitched me into a battle to see who could get more wasted with any of those guys, I'd definitely come out the winner. Or loser, depending on which way you look at it. I had a good capacity for getting trashed. I was no lightweight."
That you're not, Chaplin, but you did cry in front of Cash In The Attic. The very same interview tells us as much. You big twit.
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Share on Facebookof course he isn't a lightweight.
Fat people can DRINK.
Keane and Kasabian in one room
Tempting target.
His face is bigger than his head.
SURELY
getting more wasted means you're more of a lightweight, you po-faced cunt.
I'm not a fighting man
but i could take this moon faced fop out with three well placed punches. One in his big ol' belly, then a left to the floating rib, finishing him with a right uppercut. Anyone watching the Mayweather v De La Hoya fight this weekend? Should be ace!!!
pudgy pilsbury
dough face should eat himself into oblivion and stop whining.
he's no lightweight
Super heavyweight.
Actually, bit harsh, he's probably quite skinny. It's just that face....
true story
My Mum wrote a massive piece on the Keane Messageboard of how she was dissapointed in him. (which, as you know, is much worse than angry)
I had to remind her that she has a child of her own, and that this fat idiot* wasn't it.
*not me, I meant Tom
Fair enough.
Just don't go straight for his face, your hand will be sucked in and my never see the light of day again!
It must be said as an aside
that No Rock'n'Roll Fun's post about the Cash In The Attic teariness this morning is one of the best things he/they've ever done.
true story # 2
at a certain festival last year about three random people said I looked like this Keane fella.
That cut real deep man :(
Well bugger me...
Who'd have guessed Keane would announce their O2 Arena show AT THE SAME TIME as this interview goes public! :-O It's almost like they knew!
*insert domefaced jokes here*
i know someone who gets that all the time
he looks nothing like him though. Do you look like him?
he's all cheeks isn't he?
and a tiny features.
If i drink to much
the night before my cheeks look fat the next day. I blame the yeast.
drunk people keep telling me
i look like James Blunt :*(
he's got a
head like a beach ball and a face like a dropped pie.
he's got a
head like a baseball and a face like a dropped pie.
Admittedly, its a pie I'd rather thump than eat.
that should be beach ball
obviously
sober people
say i look like stuart staples
i'd always just assumed...
...that he was hooked on tixy lix
Tom Rocks!!!!!!!
You all talk a lot of shite, give the guy a break!!!!
practically everybody
in the world says i look like john arne riise.
i do.
This
is the best headline i've ever seen.
Never Trust Anyone
who has a size 5 face on a size 10 head.
I think it's
hilarious........NOT.
No...
Why should I!!!!
Thank you
I agree! leave him alone, untill you see em live you cant say anything! He can sing better then alot of people! Fair enough you know he looks like he does but he can sing! Give him a break!
Tom Chaplin
Why do you feel the need to criticize his appearance? That's a low blow. Do you look like Brad Pitt? I doubt it.
And, I second the other poster: He has an AMAZING voice with great range and perfect pitch! Their concert here was magical!
Chaplin ain't no lightweight baby
Well, he is no lightweight for sure, just another man who liked the booze just like anybody else in this fucking world. Leave the guy alone,whoever that goes into rehab (for the right reasons) deserves to defend himself just as much.
Chaplin should know that people would backlash at his weaknesses, so he's now saying something about it. Looks like the big twit got the balls to get the twats out of the way!
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