Geri vs JK? Spice Girl turns author

it's like she's here, lying next to me.

the first person i ever saw naked on the internetts.

Baby, then here, then Scary...

t'other two? BLERGH.

back then, because I was young and I wanted a sexually active older lady to educate me in the ways of life.

But now being older and world weary, I'd love to ruin the virgin-esque Baby.

I'd still slip it in

sounds like a urinal cake...

She should be banned from naming anyone ever again.

say it twice I say! Stand aside Tolkien let Geri come through

do pop ladies now think that popping a sprog qualifies them to write childrens' literature.

If you listen hard you can hear a million genuinely talented female writers for children who struggled to get published and ended up as primary school teachers and copy writers weeping bitter tears.

Fame = publsihing deal... can we drive all of the publishers who sign up celebs into the ocean, please?

posting things twice is SO lame!

Damn it!