Kid Rock-ed by woman's assualt allegations

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by Kev Kharas [Edit this content] ▾ 13 comments 17:13 March 15th, 2007

Yankee buffoon Kid Rock has been accused of assault by a woman visiting his home.

The alleged fracas took place after the singer, Bob Ritchie to his parents, invited the woman and her male companion back to his house after meeting them at a bar in Clarkston, Oakland. They were listening to music at Ritchie's before the story begins to splinter.

According to the 28 year-old woman, Ritchie became aggressive when she decided to leave as he wanted her to stay - apparently grabbing her by the neck a couple of times, then pushing her towards her car and into a bank of snow. The man she was with corroborated her story to local police.

Predictably, Ritchie disputes the claims - saying instead that when he played songs from his forthcoming new album to the pair, the woman began acting obnoxiously and criticised his music. Ritchie took umbrage at this and asked her to leave and then the woman claimed she would tell police he assaulted her. Allegedly.

Another party claiming to have witnessed the events has backed-up Ritchie, but police are still waiting before making any arrests.

Over to Oakland County Under-sheriff Michael McCabe:

"At this point, we have two people who say one thing and two other people that say something else.

"Once the investigation is completed, a report will be given to the Oakland County Prosecutor's Office."

DiS news will keep you updated, Rock fans!

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Was Kid Rock ever famous?

I don't remember when, or why. Did he do a song for the Undertaker's intro?

Fallout_at_the_Boy | 15 Mar '07, 17:24 | X | Reply

I believe him

I mean. Who would want to listen to new album (or any of his stuff for that matter) anyway?

Annoying_person | 15 Mar '07, 17:25 | X | Reply

Kid Rock

...I loved him when I was young.

I'm so embarassed.

amputee-porn | 15 Mar '07, 17:30 | X | Reply

don't be

you can twist the story and probably get money out of it

ex_cynic @amputee-porn | 15 Mar '07, 17:51 | X | Reply

I don't even know who Kid Rock is

have I missed something important?

doubtful | 15 Mar '07, 20:20 | X | Reply

doubtful Doubtful

Everything that's bad about music rolled into one man. Power ballads, white rap, rap rock, faux metal and now country I think.

amputee-porn @doubtful | 15 Mar '07, 21:04 | X | Reply

Hey!

at least you never bought an Unkle Kracker album!

Not that I did...

busstopboxer @ex_cynic | 15 Mar '07, 21:43 | X | Reply

He most certainly did.

American Badass, to be precise.

Is it sad that I remembered that without having to look it up? :S

skybluesam @Fallout_at_the_Boy | 15 Mar '07, 22:21 | X | Reply

and i quote...

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Get Ready)
My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIID...Kid Rock

hoonbot | 16 Mar '07, 10:23 | X | Reply

it gets better...

on the track "fuck off"

A shimmy shimmy cocoa cocoa pu- pu - fuckin puffs bitch
It's the K-K-Kid Rock with the K-K-Kid Rock shit
I'm on top bitch and rock for tricks
Hella whips and nips and flip trips for whips
I get all the money pussy falls like rain
Been gettin laid and paid that's why I never complain
If I ain't in it for the money, I'm in it for the P
It's 1998 yo and you still can't fuck with me
You don't be fuckin with the blue eye
Fuckin with my 2-5 hope your fuckin ass like my shoe size
I got a new vibe, kinda like voodoo
You do what we say and we'll do what we want to
We're fuckin up your city and we're fuckin up your progam
Fuckin all your bitches we don't fuckin give a god damn
Twisted Brown gets down with no assistance
We won't quit until we're banned from existence
Persistance pays if that holds true
Then I'm a buy this fuckin planet before the time I'm through
I was praised and raised on the thoughts of no fakin
So I'm gonna get what I got coming and the rest I'm takin
I'm shakin like Jerry Lee Lewis and shit
You act like a motherfucker's new at this shit
But I've been true to this shit given my heart and soul
Been shinin like a diamond but gettin passed as coal