All Saints: all over, as good as

All Saints are almost certain to be dropped by their label Parlophone following poor sales of their Studio 1 comeback LP last year, which barely made the top 40 despite the success of its lead single 'Rock Steady'.

The quartet's next single, 'Chick Fit', seems certain to be their last when it's released on Monday. To be fair to the band's powers that be, i.e. those holding the pursestrings, it's really not a good track. Sorry ladies.

A mysterious source - which is slightly better than a mysterious sauce, we suppose - spoke to the Daily Mirror:

"'Chick Fit' is almost certainly going to be their last single and it will take a miracle to save the band now. They are still technically signed to the label but not for much longer. No official announcement will be made until after the single is released and all relevant parties are informed. It's unfortunate because we all had such high hopes for the reunion but it has proved to be a major let-down."

Hasn't it just. And if it wasn't for those pesky Take That kids you might just have gotten away with it. Gary Barlow, never trusted him. Funny eyes, small hands. Big mouth. Bet he likes his mysterious sauces...