Citizens! Kelly Jones is pissing in our streets
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Gravel-gulleted Stereophonics frontman Kelly Jones has reportedly been fined by police after he was caught urinating in the streets.
According to The Sun, the singer was hit with an on-the-spot £80 fine after he "relieved himself" (not our words) on the way home from a night out in Camden Town.
"He got lippy with them and was ushered into the back of the patrol car for a stern talking to," a witness told the paper.
Ooh, look at Jones. He's had a beer and he thinks he's Henry bloody Cooper.
Jones released his first solo album, Only The Names Have Been Changed, on Monday. It comprises ten songs, each of which takes its title from a girl's name. A bit like Mother Jones' child-naming policy, then.
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Share on Facebookoh kelly, you used to be so fit.
and then JEEP happened.
that boy can hold a tune mind
Good live act as well
oh yes.
so true. so true.
that was to...
sarkyfox's comment.
I feel rejected...
I posted this on the music forum hours ago - no response
p.s Stereophonics great live. 1st 2 albums great, next two gash, last one great
He's about 5' tall.
Poor little man.
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welsh idlewild?
discuss...
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lets not
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I wont discuss it. All ill say is your wrong
Serves him right
for getting lippy. I got caught taking a leak on Portobello last weekend. I explained i had bladder control problems and that the road is too long. They give me a lift home and everything
Bah...
...you have to do it in the right place, you can't just do it on the spot. I got caught in Birmingham once trying to "relieve myself" on some pub wall but I ran off.
Before you'd finished?
And they will know you by the trail of piss! :o)
best thing I've heard recently
is a conversation a friend of mine had outside the barfly with Kelly Jones.
"hey, aren't you Kelly Jones?"
"yeah"
"Oh, I saw you on the TV last night"
"oh yeah, what on?"
"I love 1990. Now fuck off you has been cunt"
Genius. I quite like the stereophonics but I hate Kelly Jones
Pissing in the streets is nothing
he's always pissing in my ears with his horrible shitty band.
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