Rock daughter Kelly Osbourne (pictured) apparently harbours desires to appear in Playboy, but an interview with the magazine's founder Hugh Hefner suggests she's unlikely to peel for its pages any time soon.
Hef spoke to Closer magazine about young Kelly's ambition:
"I can't see it happening somehow. We don't airbrush to that extent."
How rude! Hef's tastes, though, aren't totally to be trusted: our friends at Playlouder report that he's keen on seeing Victoria Beckham get her puppies out for his 'readers'.
That's so, so wrong, Hef. Get back to your bunnies.